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Sat Apr-22-06 09:32 PM
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A "Post from your subject-line Cache" thread! |
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Come on guys, I'm in the mood for some really excellent non-sequituers....
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:32 PM
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1. little SOB slipped it in my coffee last week |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:35 PM
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4. their stuff is in the caymans |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:40 PM
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7. A google pic search of "random" brings this up first |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:40 PM
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6. "A certain percentage" |
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Sun Apr-23-06 10:37 AM
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47. Is this a robot sex thread? |
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Sun Apr-23-06 05:29 PM
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61. No, but you ARE killing yourself. |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:34 PM
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2. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Meandering Dingleberries! |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:41 PM
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8. BTW what do you mean by 'wedgie'? |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:46 PM
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18. I think they're really Loverboy, only *slightly* more butch. |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:34 PM
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3. bad memories of that college semester |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:42 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:52 PM
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22. Foreigner — “I Want to Know What Love Is”. |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:36 PM
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5. I highly recommend removing the battery. |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:43 PM
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12. Depends if there's a hot tub available |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:43 PM
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13. Do you think the Jet-Blue emergency landing is bad PR? |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:41 PM
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9. secret.prisons.eastern.europe |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:43 PM
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15. Enjoy it! They have a good show this year! |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:43 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:43 PM
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14. Whatever you do, don't take a lesson from my grandfather.... |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:44 PM
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17. George W. Bush's smarter brother |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:44 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:49 PM
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19. And you look like Richard Pryor |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:49 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:50 PM
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21. Fuck, that's ALL I got! Six *%*$#% Lexuses. |
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Sat Apr-22-06 09:53 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:01 PM
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25. Why are you so goddamn stupid? Is it genes? Accidental? Or intentional? |
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:07 PM
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28. Always the damn commies, isn't it? |
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:09 PM
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29. You forget the 1 universal constant: Americans are filth-ily ignorant |
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:18 PM
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Sun Apr-23-06 09:46 AM
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41. And now you know why I refuse to upgrade |
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Sun Apr-23-06 02:16 PM
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52. Aren't we feeling superior? |
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:01 PM
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24. hmmm....the idea of his head exploding does sound somewhat cool |
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:02 PM
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26. Quick - go to the RabrrrrrrGallBladderCam right now! |
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:11 PM
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30. I fucking love that taped-up duck! |
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:37 PM
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32. damn, I demand a refund! |
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:41 PM
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34. If this works as planned, I'm going directly to hell |
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:55 PM
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:57 PM
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36. You're too hot to be a crazy cat lady |
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Sat Apr-22-06 11:14 PM
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Sun Apr-23-06 10:05 AM
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Sun Apr-23-06 10:07 AM
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43. how can I refuse a pretty face like that? |
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Sun Apr-23-06 10:12 AM
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44. So are you "unloading" for center mass or are you shooting to |
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Sun Apr-23-06 10:36 AM
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46. Last I heard he was twelve hours out of Mackinaw City. |
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Sun Apr-23-06 11:54 AM
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48. 1,235,000 pounds shouldn't be able to fly |
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Sun Apr-23-06 12:28 PM
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49. And I'm getting kinda suspicious of Cheney. |
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Sun Apr-23-06 02:06 PM
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50. So I filed a police report.... |
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Sun Apr-23-06 03:25 PM
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55. Seriously, doesn't he need that pacemaker replaced soon? |
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Sun Apr-23-06 03:55 PM
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57. I've heard horror stories about them |
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Sun Apr-23-06 04:05 PM
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59. What would you expect the lawyer to say? |
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Sun Apr-23-06 09:06 PM
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65. "The school does not have video cameras inside the locker rooms." |
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:06 PM
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27. Only when he's wearing the ass-less leather chaps |
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Sun Apr-23-06 05:32 PM
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62. Don't think it ever made it to video...just one Senate floor... |
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Sat Apr-22-06 10:38 PM
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33. As one of the owners I am deeply insulted. |
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Sat Apr-22-06 11:17 PM
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38. Best I Could Do In 5 Minutes With Wife Yelling To Come To Bed LOL |
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Sun Apr-23-06 09:17 AM
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39. Science Fiction once again anticipates reality. nt |
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Sun Apr-23-06 09:35 AM
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40. see what happens when I'm up past my bedtime |
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Sun Apr-23-06 10:35 AM
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45. Feed him your cell phone. |
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Sun Apr-23-06 05:53 PM
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63. roll it in tomato sauce first |
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Sun Apr-23-06 02:16 PM
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51. EXCUSE ME! They're SANDWICH ARTISTS, Thank you. |
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Sun Apr-23-06 02:19 PM
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53. Someone should put this to music. |
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Sun Apr-23-06 03:23 PM
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54. I think the secret is to smoke a whole lot less! |
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Sun Apr-23-06 03:52 PM
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56. Yes, I lamented it last night |
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Sun Apr-23-06 03:56 PM
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58. You're really not my type, what with the girl thing and all |
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Sun Apr-23-06 05:29 PM
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60. At least she'll never pass on her mutant genes. |
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Sun Apr-23-06 06:22 PM
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64. But it's legal and natural |
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