I am WAAAY more self-righteous than you, DU.

[Robb]

Your opinion? Nonsense. You haven't thought it through, and really, you've got no business posting it considering how little you know about the subject.

I've read more than you. The movie you liked? Sucked. Because the book rocked. And it was pretty complicated, so don't even bring it up if you haven't read it.

Your car? Sucks. I don't care what you paid for it, you're not off-the-grid and growing your own veggies for turnip beer? You suck. Shut up.

I've got pat answers for whatever well-thought-out piece you think might contribute to the discussion. Forget it. Guess what -- if you didn't want me to be rude to you, you shouldn't have posted.

Don't even start with the guy you wanna vote for.

I know what's best for you, your friends. Hell, I know what's best for your mom.

You amuse me. I plan to just laugh at you when you protest my style. So you may as well put me on ignore now.

Ha. Ha ha ha. :D

[Random_Australian]

1. Moo!

[Hugin]

2. Typical.

:eyes:

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. Someone should put this to music.

It's like the theme song of DU.

[EstimatedProphet]

20. LOL-Kelly Clarkson should record this!

[philosophie_en_rose]

21. Moooooo oh oh o h orrrrrreeee Seeeeeellllllfff Rye-chus Than Uuuu!

:)

[Gormy Cuss]

4. Trust me on this.

You're a dingbat.
:+

(but your rant was really great. How does one make turnip beer? I hope it's based on those nasty greens that are allegedly edible. Beer vs. compost. Okay, I know which one I choose. )

[TheBaldyMan]

7. you convert the starch to sugar with amylase then ferment the mix

sounds disgusting but possible.

[Missy Vixen]

5. I love this

Thanks for such a great laugh on a Sunday morning, Robb. :hug:

Julie

[Robb]

8. I aim to please!

:hi:

[ronnykmarshall]

6. Dingbat!

[hfojvt]

9. I call bullsh*t!

Do you have a link for that? Then obviously it is just an anecdote and I do not believe it for a minute.

[BooScout]

10. Have you been playing over at GD again?

:evilgrin:

[uppityperson]

11. You had it coming to you, now do you understand?

[SOteric]

12. You are

Capt. James Tiberius Kirk and I claim my five quatloos.

:hi:

[Robb]

13. Had to look it up

:D :rofl:

[Orsino]

14. All that time you spent on a long post...

...claiming self-righteousness? I spent it being self-righteous.

You lose.

[Robb]

17. I can do two things!

:rofl:

[enigmatic]

15. I salute you, sir!

:thumbsup:

[Writer]

16. You waft in a cloud of your own sense of smug self-satisfaction.

Makes me want to fart in your general direction... :P

[TallahasseeGrannie]

18. Exqueeze me?

I DON'T THINK SO. DU is the most self-righteous place on the earth. It is a veritable nest of self-righteousness. It's fun to poke them with a stick sometimes. And I hear if you take a shovel and take some from, say, one nest, and put them into another, they will fight to the death!

[JVS]

19. Amen!