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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 08:59 AM
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My cat just broke my phone
He came barrel-assing into my office and got tangled in the recharger wire, which was plugged into the phone. The phone flew across the room and smacked the floor. Now, even though the charger is plugged into the phone and the wall, the phone no longer indicates it is getting current from the plug. I think he broke the plug slot in the phone. I've tried it on other plugs in the house, but no soap.

I must mention that my cat is 2 and 1/2 feet long and 20+ pounds. Not a small animal.

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:07 AM
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1. Another battle in the war for feline supremacy won.
They'll build statues to Boomer someday. Well, if the squrrels will help out with their opposable thumbsand all.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:09 AM
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2. oops

but it was fun :evilgrin:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:18 AM
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3. He was aiming for you
Consider yourself lucky.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:20 AM
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4. ROFL!
Pet ownership Will!

Great to me 0wn3d by one, eh?
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trisha Donating Member (32 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:23 AM
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6. Pets
:applause:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:22 AM
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5. This is his way of telling you
that it's time for him to have his own phone and number, Will. :D
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:27 AM
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7. He was trying to warn you your phone is tapped.
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:28 AM
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8. No photos of the carnage, what?
Tsk. Plato and Socrates want to see pictures of anyone who's bigger than they are (18 and 20 lbs, respectively). :hi:
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:34 AM
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9. Ask and recieve






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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:38 AM
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10. I don't think Boomer likes getting his picture taken
He looks pretty pissed in that first picture.
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:43 AM
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11. Damn, what a fine-looking kitty!
Plato and Socrates also sleep upside-down like that. It's really cool.

Thanks for the pics!
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:48 AM
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15. I can see who rules in your house.
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Blue Diadem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:53 AM
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16. What a handsome fellow
I'd say he was beautiful..but he'd probably kick my ass. :scared:

Seriously, he's a cutie..and you can tell he's definitely king of the house.
Have you asked him where he'd like you to put the phone?
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:45 AM
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12. Take it out of his allowance...
And after looking at those pictures, don't even try to tell me you're going to stay mad...
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:47 AM
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13. he hates you for your telecommunication freedoms
thankfully you still have the internets.

:rofl:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 09:48 AM
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14. What were you THINKING charging the phone with THAT outlet anyway?



Geez. Maybe if you had shown a little respect and asked him where he wanted you to charge the phone, this little situation of ours wouldn't have happened. Capisca?



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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 10:19 AM
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17. Feed him your cell phone.
He's trying to tell you he's hungry.

My cats are on a mission to destroy everything of value I have ever owned and to make sure that all important papers on my desk or book cases are on the floor instead.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 10:45 AM
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18. That's not far wrong
Edited on Sun Apr-23-06 10:46 AM by WilliamPitt
I noticed him getting more than a little chubby lately - my fault, he attacks me if I come home from the store without a tin of wet food, and I have been succumbing to the onslaught - so I have him on a diet. Bear in mind that this is the beast that flips out and goes all feral-wacky on me if he can see even the tiniest bit of the bottom of his bowl. He's now on a cup-a-day diet, and he ain't pleased about it.
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 11:02 AM
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20. That explains that look on his face in the first photo.
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 10:56 AM
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19. Sorry about your phone.
My Mac kitty is an 18 pounder, and the main reason I have given up on bureau scarves. He takes a running start, hits the cloth and everything on it goes sliding/crashing to the floor, including Mac. He always looks surprised and a little indignant when it happens.
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 12:30 PM
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21. I hate cats
I was on the phone for 45 minutes with the phone company trying to straighten out a $275 billing snafu (after 2 hours and several other calls).

I finally got to talk to someone who seemed to know what was going on.

"Okay, I think I've found the problem. It seems that.."

I waited

And waited

Silence.

Then I looked over, and saw our kitten, sitting with the phone cord threaded through her paws, chewing on it, looking at me like "what?". And yes, she had severed the connection. And no, I never found the guy who figured out our problem. And yes, she's laying right here on the computer desk, snoring away happily.

I hate them.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 12:38 PM
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22. the hairy bastid
Edited on Sun Apr-23-06 01:35 PM by Skittles
I have tuxedo cat too, appropriately named Riff Raff
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:33 PM
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23. LOL! Every time one of mine busts something up, that's what I say.
I glare at the offender and yell "I HATE CATS!" And the cat just blinks and licks his privates. He knows I don't mean it.
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