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William769 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:25 PM
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Letter to my penis.
Edited on Sun Apr-23-06 02:27 PM by William769
Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.

:rofl:

I just heard this song from Rodney Carrington & thought I would share the lyrics in the lounge.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:25 PM
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1. IBTL!
:bounce:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:27 PM
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2. IBTL!
:eyes:

:rofl:
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:29 PM
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3. .



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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:30 PM
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4. IBTL
http://www.toilette-humor.com/dear-penis2.html
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:31 PM
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5. nice song.
funny lament to male aging
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:33 PM
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6. IBTL!
:bounce:
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William769 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:36 PM
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7. OK, I'll bite, what the hell is IBTL?
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:37 PM
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8. In Before the Lock.
Which doesn't seem to have happened yet. :shrug:
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William769 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:40 PM
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10. Thanks.
Why would this get locked?
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:41 PM
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11. For being a sex thread.
But the definition of sex thread is a vague and ephemeral thing. :shrug:
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:41 PM
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12. as a sex thread
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5065172&mesg_id=5065172
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:37 PM
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9. In Before The Lock n/t
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 05:37 PM
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17. Excuse me. But saying "I'll bite" anywhere near a penis might scare the ~

little guy
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 03:11 PM
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13. There was an old man from Stamboul
who soliloquized thus to his tool:
"You took all my wealth
and you ruined my health
and now you won't pee, you old fool!"
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 03:29 PM
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14. Oh my God, you used the word PENIS!
:wow:
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 03:31 PM
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15. You used the word PENIS too!
So did I, just now!!! :wow:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 03:32 PM
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16. OMG! So did I!
:wo—wait, no, I didn't. x(

Penis.

:wow:

There we go. :P
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