29 away from 1500 and battling palmetto roaches the whole way there. AMA

[Race4Peace]

like i said -*splat*- im in a dogfight with these subhistoric flying monsters -HA! NAILED YA! *countinued banging*-

the roaches have returned with reinforcements, so ive gotta fight. ive been able to hold them off for a few hours sitting here, but its horrible now.

but god, do i get such a satisfying, thrilling pleasure out of smashing these guys with a mallet.

*pulls down hockey mask*

bring it, bitches! :tinfoilhat:


*pulls flamethrower out of back pocket*



if im not at 1500 in a few hours, send a log of summer sausage to me for alternative medicine. if that doesn't bring me back, tell everyone im sorry i missed the target.









*gulps*
i fucking hate palmettos :scared:

[bigwillq]

1. Let me help you along!

What is your fave song at the moment? :shrug: :hi:

[Race4Peace]

3. OH! that's tough. a split between:

Bohemian Rhapsody, Daemon Irrepit Callidus, Prayer of the Children

[Sisaruus]

2. Moved south. Came face-to-face with a palmetto roach.

Moved back north.

[amitten]

4. Palmetto roaches are the work of the Devil.

You've got to find a way to kill them en masse.

I use one of those ultrasonic plug-in things to keep bugs at bay. It totally works. Buy one! Now!!!

[Race4Peace]

5. I perfer to personally demolish each one individually

didn't i say i enjoyed smashing these bugs with a mallet?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

6. I always loved the very genteel term 'palmetto bug' referring to freakin'

BIGASS ROACHES.

[Race4Peace]

7. that's where the fun begins, you get tosmash them with an ax

you dont get to do that with a fireant, now do you?