I owe the Lounge an apology

[leftofthedial]

I started a sex thread. Stupidly, I didn't really realize it at the time. Never ocurred to me.

Anyway, now I'm a registered sex thread offender. I'm so ashamed. I've done some bad things in my time, but nothing like this before. I swear!


:spank:

THIS is not a sex thread. It's an apology thread.

[Floogeldy]

1. Don't apologize to me.

I liked your thread. }(

[leftofthedial]

5. does this mean you're volunteering to be a character witness

at my hearing?

[Floogeldy]

6. Sure

I'm game. :)

[leftofthedial]

12. no offense, but I don't know how much good it would do.

:rofl:

I mean what with *your* reputation . . .

[Floogeldy]

16. Yea, I was wondering why you asked.

But then, I don't start sex threads that get locked.

Ha ha ha ha! ;)

[leftofthedial]

19. some of the most egregiously flagrant miscreants

avoid detection by the authorities.

[FuzzySlippers]

2. We're gonna to drive you outta the neighborhood, perv.

x(

[leftofthedial]

13. I'm up for a drive!

Maybe we could talk about sex, um threads, in the backseat!

[Hissyspit]

3. Everytime I try to get a sex thread up and going, I just can't make it

happen.

[leftofthedial]

4. a good sex thread

is a hard thing to keep up

[reyd reid reed]

8. But it's a worthy endeavor, nonetheless.

Besides...the best things in life usually Are hard.

Wait...nothing worthwhile is easy.

There. That's better. That's what I Meant to say. Yup. Uh huh.

O8)

[Hissyspit]

10. LOL

You just missed getting registered!

[reyd reid reed]

11. Whew!

Dodged a bullet there, huh? I mean, I wouldn't want any stains on my...ummm...record.

[Hissyspit]

18. Stop it, you're killing me!

No, seriously. Please stop it. You're killing me. I'm allergic to puns and double entendre. I'm swelling up and can't catch my breath.

[reyd reid reed]

22. Well....*ahem*

There ARE ways to relieve those symptoms, y'know...














Benedryl works wonders, I'm told.

[Hissyspit]

23. Yes, broke out in hives once from taking zinc lozenges when I had a

cold. Smeared that stuff ALL OVER me. Haven't touched zinc since then.

[leftofthedial]

14. I think we have no problem with thread-ile dysfunction

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. It's OK, my dear leftofthedial.......

We still love you!

:loveya: :hug:

[leftofthedial]

15. Even with the scarlet "S" branded on my fore, um, head?

oh the ignominy!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. I am afraid, my dear leftofthedial........

That this post of yours is useless without pictures!

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

25. well, the "S" is actually branded on my butt

so if I show pictures, this thread will get locked too and I'll end up on two lists!

[merh]

9. Will your avatar be posted on a billboard soon?

:shrug:

[leftofthedial]

17. pop up windows

:-(

[merh]

24. Damn technology!

:grr: :argh:

[frankenforpres]

20. i hope there are no cartoons

i hear you can get locked up for that

[BikeWriter]

26. WHAT? Well, I never! Well, uh, only a few times.