*shudder*

[deadparrot]

He's walking around in his boxers. :puke:

It's a single dorm room, and I'm attempting to write a paper, so I'm kind of stuck in terms of being able to move. :scared:

Sorry to keep whining about this, but he's been here for a week now, and I'm slowly being driven into insanity.

[entanglement]

1. Confess, you have a crush on him

:hide:

[deadparrot]

3. ...

If it was Johnny Depp walking around in his underwear, hell yes.

This dude? Is a skinny redneck who blasts Toby Keith and thinks Adam Sandler is a comedy god. ;)

[In_The_Wind]

2. be happy

he could be sky clad

[deadparrot]

4. Oh, believe me, I'm thankful for what he does have on.

:scared:

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

16. Try not to have nightmares!

:hi:

[deadparrot]

20. There's a reason I'm at DU at 1AM.

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

23. psst ~ It's almost 2 AM on the east coast.

[deadparrot]

24. I'll probably be up for a while...

Probably well past 2AM CST, in any case. I'm just a raging insomniac. :)

[Ava]

5. and who is this guy?

[deadparrot]

6. Her boyfriend.

An idiot, completely devoid of any sort of sense. Cheats and posts about it on MySpace. Talks and acts like he's about five years old.

He flunked out of community college and now lives about four hours away, but comes up for 4 or so days at a time every two weeks.

It's not a pleasant experience. :shrug:

[Ava]

7. that sucks

how much longer till he leaves?

[deadparrot]

8. Thanks.

:)

He leaves tomorrow night. He's been here since Tuesday.

[Ava]

9. woohoo! sounds like you should be getting ready to celebrate!

;)

sounds like you need to convince her to kick that bastard out! :P

I mean the cheating is bad enough, but TOBY KEITH?

[deadparrot]

12. Absolutely.

I've got a stats exam tomorrow. Once that's off my back and he leaves, I'll be considerably more relaxed. :D

And yes, Toby Keith. I've been wearing my headphones all frigging week. :silly:

[Ava]

13. good luck on your exam!

i'm sure you'll do great! :pals:

[deadparrot]

15. Thanks, darling.

:hug:

[Random_Australian]

10. Perform some quasi-evil deed to renew your feelings of superiority.

Something that unconsciously makes him put clothes on.

I shan't go into further details though. Do you know much chemistry?

[Ava]

11. get to class aussieboy!

don't make me bring a ruler after you! :P

[deadparrot]

14. LOL.

I'm not a science person, unfortunately. }(

[SofaKingLiberal]

17. try this..

You - You're not cold are you?

Dumb redneck - no

You - glance downwards, huh, ok, nevermind.

Edit- Or I suppose you could just turn the thermostat down.

[deadparrot]

21. I've stopped acknowledging his presence.

I'm afraid that if I open my mouth, I'll completely fly off the handle. :D

[Skittles]

18. want me to kick his boxed ass, deadparrot?

just say the word

[deadparrot]

19. Whee!

:D

Doitdoitdoitdoit.

:bounce:

[ZombieNixon]

22. I just cleaned the bathroom and my suitemate just smoked in it again!

;) :D

[deadparrot]

25. As long as his Toby Keith redneck crap "music" goes with him,

I'm game. }(

[ZombieNixon]

27. Bring the CDs.

I'll soak them in vodka and burn them the next time I kill Peeps. :evilgrin:

[Ava]

29. don't kill the peeps!

[ZombieNixon]

30. Who's gonna stop me? Toby Keith?

He's going right down with them! :grr:

[deadparrot]

32. Well, he was gonna put a boot up Iraq's ass.

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

33. Yeah, but I bet he can't hold his vodka.

}(

[deadparrot]

34. Vodka? Fucking commie.

:eyes:

Why do you hate America?

[ZombieNixon]

35. Because Skol vodka, while tasting terrible, is cheap.

And therefore good for burning Peeps and Toby Keith CDs with. }(

[RevCheesehead]

26. Sweetie, you need to lay down the law - NOW.

You're paying for that room, right? Is he? No? End of story.

There's a limit on what's acceptable. If it were me, he wouldn't even be there. At the least, tell him "put some damned clothes on."

And negotiate with your roomie as to what, when, and how often he visits. I'd suggest weekends. But if you're in class, or trying to get a paper written, then he needs to be elsewhere.

[deadparrot]

31. I know I should.

I'm more passive-aggressive than openly confrontational, though. Also, I'm half-afraid that if I open my mouth, I'm going to completely let loose and not be able to shut up.

There's only three weeks of school left. Next year, he's another girl's problem. My roommate and I get along really well when he's not here, so I'm prepared to bite the bullet and get through these last couple weeks. I don't think he'll be around again until the end of exam week, so this is kind of the last leg.

Thanks, Rev. Sometimes I just need to vent. :hug:

[Robeson]

28. "He's walking around in his boxers". Sounds like my grandfather...

...:D