"'Cause I'm a Blonde" - Earth Girls Are Easy...

[bridgit]

Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle

'Cause I'm blonde
B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy: "So what?"

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em

'Cause I'm blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:

Um, okay, what was it, okay, um, don't tell me, oh yeah, okay...
"Duck, Magnum, duck!"

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I took an IQ test, and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche

'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-I-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause we're a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true
With my hair and body, you would be too

'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

http://www.evilnet.net/~jhfong/amv/blonde/blonde_lyrics.html

[bbernardini]

1. Ah, the caucasian Julie Brown!

As opposed to the "wubba wubba wubba" MTV host. :) I wonder what both of them are doing these days?

[bbernardini]

2. Answered my own question!

Apparently, white Julie Brown co-wrote "Clueless," and black Julie Brown hasn't done much (at least according to Wikipedia).

[bridgit]

3. that sounds right, the white julia's prolly living off a residual or two..

:shrug:

[meegbear]

4. My favorite part of that movie ...

She's a untapped comic resource.
Did you ever see her movie "Medusa,Dare to be Truthful", a Madonna "Truth or Dare" parody? It was a Showtime movie back in 1991. Hil-fucking-arious.

[bridgit]

6. ever see her send-up of madonna called medusa? dare to be truthful?

it's a laugh riot :rofl:

[meegbear]

11. Yep! Awesome send up!

[In_The_Wind]

5. It works for me!

[bridgit]

7. morning joan...

:hi: :donut:

[In_The_Wind]

8. morning bridgit

I was talking about how well the image of appearing to be a dumb-blonde works: I haven't watched the Sailor Moon clip yet.

I'm looking forward to meeting you in a few short months. I think Sugar Smack may be with me but I don't know for sure. :hi:

[bridgit]

9. 'sailor moon', that's a good one, it's already starting up here = 83dgs...

friday, in a short few months it'll be 105+, great weather for hanging on the delta, looking forward...there just has to be a shady spot around here somewhere

[In_The_Wind]

10. My skin is so fair that I'm always looking for shade and wearin' hats.

And sipping peach long island iced teas if I don't have to drive.
Is there a hotel with a restaurant/bar and a view that won't break my piggy-bank?
I may want to chill for a few days?

[bridgit]

12. sent you a pm, hon...

:loveya:

[khashka]

13. Goddess in Progress

My Diva.....

"I Like 'Em Big and Stupid" .... my theme song.



Khash.