So, it seems I'll be going to a fury convention

[DS1]

SOteric was all of a sudden in the mood for a massive indoor brawl, she's already got her bite-guard and leather gloves out and is probably in the kitchen whisking some broken glass into glue to dip her fists in it. Sigh, looks like I'm getting dragged along.

Why does she have to be so violent all the time? :shrug:

[Maddy McCall]

1. She's sick of the odor emanating from your...

human-sized litter pan?

:shrug:

[DS1]

2. Great IDEA!

Put some poo into that broken glass and glue, and the pummellees will die of infection within a few days!

BRILLIANT! Punji fists

[Maddy McCall]

5. You, sir...

are demented.

:scared:

:hi:

[DS1]

6. I'll punch you with poo

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

8. Man poo.

:scared:

[SOteric]

3. And don't think the baking soda helps

after that man has had a curry.

[Maddy McCall]

7. Try a Febreze Bomb...

Duct tape the aerosol canned Febreze's handle down, and chunk it into the Litter Room while he's making business. Might help a little.

:) :hi:

(You think I jest--well, it's what I had to do after some careless prison workers used the women's bathroom at the firehouse. Only other thing I can suggest is pressure washing. That's what we finally had to resort to. Shit on the walls, piss in the sink....you can only imagine in your nightmares how bad it was. :( )

[DS1]

9. I don't just "make business"

I have mothafuckin conference calls - with HUUUGH returns :D

[jukes]

4. get your kneepads on!

and put the velcro pillowcase on your kingsize!

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Not to hijack your thread, although I can cause I'm a mod.

just kidding.

I printed out that bumper sticker idea you had the other day and handed them to a bunch of friends. Everyone thought it was hilarious. You're a hit!

[DS1]

11. Excellent!

Perhaps I'll see one someday :thumbsup:

[matcom]

12. sounds like she is wearing my....

scooter outfit! :D

[Blue-Jay]

13. You should be wearing your...

Tigger outfit.

furries?