Post your most irritating "sex" story.

[flvegan]

Oh, c'mon...it's a copycat, and you saw it coming. Ahem.

[ZombieNixon]

1. Teeth.

x(

'Nuff said.

Locking.

[LeftyMom]

2. Remember that time your phone died at a really bad time?

That's pretty high up the list. :grr:

[flvegan]

3. I bought a generator for it, exclusively.

I run it even if the battery looks full, just in case. You can't hear it in the background because it's outside. Pisses my neighbors off, though.

[LeftyMom]

4. That seems like a reasonable solution.

:D

[Dave Reynolds]

5. Well, without too much detail...

City park, at night.

Police helicopter.

Spotlight.

Bare ass.

[Name removed]

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[JVS]

7. SWEET!

[Name removed]

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[JVS]

12. LOL! Good lesson!

[LeftyMom]

8. I bet that makes the bj giver's list too nt

[bedpanartist]

10. It was an unforgettable moment

for all involved. We were cracking up about it after the initial shock of puking caused by oral sex sunk in though.

[Cannikin]

11. 3.....2.....1.......Lock down

[Pithlet]

13. Locking.

Sex thread.