I am bullish on Urdu. It's going places!

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I couldn't resist. My first copycat!

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1. My daughter stubbornly REFUSES to learn Urdu. Kids today! They're

selfish and willful little spiteful brats.

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2. I'm bummed.

We had a guy at work from Pakistan who was going to teach me some Urdu but they laid him off before I got to learn any! :-(

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3. Did you know

that the word for penis in Urdu is "lund"?

Which makes all those signs for "Lunds" grocery stores in Mpls/St Paul doubly hilarious. :hi:

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4. Hee hee!

Well, in Illinois they've got Schnuck's.

I kept making jokes about "schmucks" all over Belleville. God, what a horrific place to have to go visit old, geriatric family members.

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5. Schnuck's

OUCH. That's as bad as Jewel's. Or ChiChi's (the Mexican slang term for breasts).

Use the word Schnuck's in a sentence:

"I was playing baseball and I got a line drive right in my Schnucks. I couldn't walk for days."

:rofl:

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6. You realize...

that when I tell the ball and chain about this we're going to have new slang at the fudge and reprehensor house, right?