Who is the best drunk poster in the lounge?

[wildhorses]

I was going to do this as a poll but did not want to offend anyone...I figure the best knows who they are and will be glad to step up and claim their prize....

[Droopy]

1. That title used to belong to me

I could still type out a coherant sentence after about 14 beers. Had to give that up, though.

[wildhorses]

3. okay then...as best drunk poster for 2005 you will be required to

travel the country giving speeches on the etiquette of drunk posting. Now that your reign is almost over you must be prepared for handing off the mug to the winner of the 2006 best drunk poster. Do you have any final thoughts that you wish to share with lounge and in particular any words of wisdom that you would like to pass on to this year's contestants?

[Droopy]

6. Sounds cool

Words of wisdom: After you chug a beer and a little bit comes back up do not hesitate to get to the bathroom quickly or you will be buying some new computer components.

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. I can tell you who the worst drunk poster is,

but that would be calling out...

[Name removed]

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[wildhorses]

56. what happened here

they just asked to be pm with the worst drunk poster...or what did I miss?











Dang I miss all the juicy bits*sigh*

[KitchenWitch]

72. Damn I hate when I miss something like that.

[wildhorses]

5. same reason I did not do this in Poll form

of course one man's worst may be another man's best what with this being a totally subjective contest!! and....oh yeah PM with the worst:evilgrin:

[cleofus1]

7. young lady

you...are a trouble maker...

[wildhorses]

8. with a capital T...that's me

:hi:
anyone you would like to nominate?:evilgrin:

[cleofus1]

17. nah

i can't tell from a post if someone is drunk or not...even if they say they are...

[Sugar Smack]

9. xultar, hands down:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2957505

[wildhorses]

10. that is hilarious

:rofl:


xultar is nominated do I need a second?

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. I'll second...I forgot that thread.

:rofl:

I love MadHound's ability to see DU for what it can be...

"But yeah, we're going to be laughing our asses of for awhile, until the next DUer starts the drunken posting, Friday evening
"

[wildhorses]

14. here's my second

[Sugar Smack]

22. I was at work when I first saw that thread. That was the end of me!

:spray:

[Sugar Smack]

15. LOL! These are my favorite quotes from that thread:

"wht fa ais up witi tha. I don't wanna teake of m yshes. I'
m wearing sheakers. I doin't habe to take ofr my sneakdrew soin atlantla."

"I try to tip mice"

Richardo:"I feel like I'm reading the end of "Flowers for Algernon" here"

"iread bm"

"oicoucolt dfly if they let me. I wear cglasse s though. hey. i'<,m spo [br /> happy I have friends her @ d u. I mena. I was telling my friend that I didn't have enough name s on my cell phone pbook . ou know. but come to find out I had more than him.

buhwawaw."


:rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. Hahahaha...and this one:

35. wat h the fiuck is folowers for algetrnon. is that a good book. iread bm
my books aon mt ipoaq. ,mhy tongue is freeling really fat.

[BikeWriter]

25. Typos do not a real drinker make. Day in and day out consumption...

tell the tale.

[wildhorses]

28. therefore your drunken debauchery should be easy to find

proving beyond a shadow of doubt that you sir, ARE the best drunk poster...

[BikeWriter]

32. No contest what so ever. I've been practicing day and night for years.

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. No but it makes for darned funny reading which is why xultar cracked

us all up. It was not her usual posting style. :hi:

[BikeWriter]

34. Yes'm, drunk posting can be freak'n hilarious, but...

I've seen some get snockered on two beers! :)

[Sugar Smack]

36. No, it's the juxtaposition of things like this:

"you shouldn't cyro ywhen you are on the plane it makes al lthe other peopl
abery concerned and they ,moghjt chry too. One time I met a real sexyt rasce car difeber on a flight. he was soooo hot. I got his number but I d9idn't call him back cuz my boyfriend would nbabe been very pissed. he was really hot thoubhe"

with things like this:

"Here is a baby pix of me"

[BikeWriter]

37. My first wife can do that in two vodka and Cokes...

but she's no drinker.

[Sugar Smack]

40. Hehe! Cheers!

:toast:

[BikeWriter]

43. Yes'm, I'm a 6'0" 210 pounds combat vet and biker. The first ex...

tried pistol whipping me once after a few beers and she's shy of five foot.

[tigereye]

68. that was a very funny thread

she would get my vote. Assuming she wants it, of course.

[madinmaryland]

11. Yeap, that's the one!

:rofl:

[southlandshari]

46. I knew someone would beat me to it!

Xultar is great company here, drunk OR sober, just for the record!

:thumbsup:

[Sugar Smack]

48. She is WONDERFUL!

:D Love that xultar. She authors the best rants as well.

[In_The_Wind]

80. You're not too shabby at being a drunkel poster.

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3709345&mesg_id=3709345





We'll never forget ~ concodsction or butt shanding

[Sugar Smack]

81. ****eeee!*****

Neither are you!!!:toast: Butt shanding!:rofl:

[swimboy]

86. I was waiting for this one to hit the big time!

I loved it then and now! :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

88. Sugar was too modest to mention it. I'm glad you still love it!

:loveya:

[swimboy]

89. A mother of pearl dinner gun!

and we should have rubbed elbolos when we had the chance!

[Sugar Smack]

99. OMG!!!!

"YES, darling *loveya smilie!*
mother of pearl will do in apinch when you have a liscence to be packin heat AND and appkle martini and a wilfull intruder: say, some uninvited man comes in here and toys with our shit we will be rezaafff.!!!"

"I mean readty."

":She id babbliong & not making any sense."

O shit!
:rofl: :patriot:

[wildhorses]

90. that was HILARIOUS

you two need to consider yourselves NOMINATED:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

13. Thank you, thank you. Where do I pick up my trophy?

:shrug:

[wildhorses]

16. well well ....I see we have a real contest here...

xultar vs BikeWriter



BikeWriter needs to produce some evidence...

[BikeWriter]

18. Hey, I spill more booze than most of you've ever seen.

[wildhorses]

20. can you produce the boozy thread with the original

liqour stains still on it?

[BikeWriter]

24. Hee hee hee! I'll have to get some batteries for the Kodak...

then I can produce a picture of all the sacks of empty whisky bottles in my bedroom, or would you accept my count?

[wildhorses]

26. will abide by the judge's decicision...

what say ye, Judges?





































they say to send money in umarked bills and pictures are good:shrug:

[BikeWriter]

30. If I had any money I wouldn't have so many empty bottles...

I'll get out later and get some batteries. My rechargable ones seem to have fizzled out.

[billyskank]

19. Well, I recall yvr girl did well one time

when she was with progmom. However, I also remember a good one from GirlinContempt, something like:

"so trasked I cannot see, ask mean ything."

Also there was a time more recently when she had hiccups. :)

Good showing from the Canadian ladies all round. :thumbsup:

[wildhorses]

21. the canadian girls...eh? let's give them a big hand

:applause:

[progmom]

33. here's a link

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3105050

that was yvr posting under my user name from a hotel in boston. :)

[wildhorses]

38. that holds up in the talent competition phase very well...

:applause:


now lets get to the evening gown phase...


what say you nominees? We need more threads if you please...

[yvr girl]

83. You should see the drunk thread that got deleted

Even better.

[Sugar Smack]

39. LOL!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3254159

[wildhorses]

41. excellent...a beautiful gown and she wears it SO well...

with panache' and such savor faire and joie de vie




definitly a finalist...

[BikeWriter]

44. Who put evening gowns in the rules?

[wildhorses]

74. well... ...er..... .....hmmmmmm I did ...... since you know..... ....

it is MY pageant and all.... and Tom Waits will be singing the anthem as the winner walks down the aisle carrying a mug of ale on one hand and a shot of their favorite liquor in the other. A lampshade will be worn at just the right coquettish angle on the head:silly:

[BikeWriter]

96. Scuze me. When does the beer chugging contest begin?

I won't be in the gown competition! :nuke:

[billyskank]

45. ...

Another GirlinContempt fan, I see. :hi:

[Sugar Smack]

49. Oh, you know it.

:bounce:

[GirlinContempt]

52. ooooooooh god

:hide:

"oh LORD i might die of the booze posion"

"dear du
plz giveme your phione nuimer so i dont dier alone
i will call you
love aly"

CLASSIC. You DO realize it's almost my birthday again? Time for more o' that.

[ghostsofgiants]

53. Oh man, that would kick ass.

[GirlinContempt]

60. You should come hang out for my birthday

[ghostsofgiants]

62. Hmm, if I start walking now I might be able to make it.

:P

[GirlinContempt]

63. Awesome

get a move on

[billyskank]

67. I love you guys

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

54. OMG!!!! You are such a jewel!!

:rofl:

"dear du
plz giveme your phione nuimer so i dont dier alone
i will call you
love aly"

Happy-soon-birthday-yet-to-come! :toast: :party:

[GirlinContempt]

59. Well, t'was my birthday that brought on that little show

:blush:

[wildhorses]

76. ahhhhhhhh yes...............let us pause and enjoy

the glow of the after affects of a night of pure unadulterated celebration...this nice shade of red goes excellent with your evening gown...
:applause:

[DS1]

27. Slinkerwink

Brought her own pot, too ;-)

[wildhorses]

31. evidence...we need proof!!!

send links to the thread...and oh yeah pass the joint while your at it:freak:

[DS1]

35. It's the metaphorical type of pot

it's twin would be the kettle ;-)

[wildhorses]

42. I see...so there was a little bit of name calling

going on;)

[ghostsofgiants]

47. That would be me.

[BikeWriter]

50. Don't look now, but there's discussion going on about evening gowns...

in the competition!

[ghostsofgiants]

51. I look damn good in a evening gown.

[BikeWriter]

58. Well, I don't do bikinis or no damn gown!

[wildhorses]

77. Now....Now ....don't get your panties in a twist....

I am sure your personal trainer can find you something suitable to wear allowing you to show your assets to proper advantage:P

[BikeWriter]

101. I've gathered about sixty empty Whisky bottles so far...

There are more, but I think I'll have a few drinks first.:beer:

[wildhorses]

55. so you were the kettle to slinkerwink's pot?

what show you as proof....the judeges demand to see the evidience!!!

[ghostsofgiants]

57. Hahaha, hmmm...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4824167#4824182 ;)

[Wapsie B]

61. I've posted here a number of times

shit-faced drunk. But I doubt if anyone could tell the difference. If I were to ever be wasted enough to lose all fine motor skills then I'd stay away from the keyboard.

[Iniquitous Bunny]

64. FuzzySlippers "bad girls" thread?

That was, um, a little intense there. (Some of us saw it anyway.)

[Wapsie B]

65. Oh gosh ya caught me.

That was over the top. I'll admit that. But I didn't slur my words.

[wildhorses]

71. ahhhhhhhh yes...............let us pause and enjoy

please post link so that the judges can rule for the talent section of your nomination...:P

[Wapsie B]

73. well now you know my secret.........

I'm just a naughty boy at heart. I may have this quiet, reserved exterior but I'm a bad boy at heart. :P

[wildhorses]

75. so the truth is finally out is it??? Hear!! Hear!!

Let's hear it for bwa:applause:
now for the proof, the judges demand as evidence that a link be posted forthwith bearing your seal of drunken debauchery and all out tomfoolery!!!

[Wapsie B]

78. LOL!

I already got my hand slapped once here for that. I could email you the link. That would be much safer.
Oh the goodboy is still overtaking me. ;-)

[wildhorses]

79. handslapping??? well I guess that qualifies as the talent

portion of the contest...now pm the link so the judges can rule in your evening gown selection;)

[Wapsie B]

82. Check your pm.

naughty naugthy.........

I can never forgive myself. Pulling another fair maiden into my web of sin. ;-)

[wildhorses]

91. OMFG!!!!

that is some dress alright:blush:
the colors match in such a way that only YOU could pull that off, if you know what I mean;)

[Wapsie B]

95. Eye-opening isn't it?

Yes, pull it off is right. I found it hard to come up with anything else with equal shock value. Very penetrating piece of work. ;-)

[BikeWriter]

66. That's my thinking, too, Pard...

I usually buy and drink two or three 1.75 liter bottles of whisky each week. I've got several months of empties in my bedroom right now. ;-)

[Wapsie B]

69. Windsor's good stuff.

I don't drink real often but I must have some kind of resistance built up from my, ummm formative years.

[BikeWriter]

70. Yep, with the sheer volume of this stuff I drink...

I usually buy this. It goes for around $16.00 per 1.75 liters here. I usually also drink a bottle or two of vodka and tequila each month as a change from the whisky.

[Oeditpus Rex]

84. My money's on

Ariana Celeste.

Even schnockered, she's still quite eloquent. :thumbsup:

[Ariana Celeste]

98. oh snap

ZombieNixon is pretty good at drunken posting, too. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

85. I'm often posting while drinking

My spelling and grammar holds up well. We should also factor in size. I'm only about 105-110lbs. I can perfectly write a post after a 6 pack with ease. I have the good Irish blood.

[wildhorses]

92. okay... but, you need to post a link for your entry fee

the judges demand payment you know...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

94. I had 5 beers last night

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5071164&mesg_id=5071525

[matcom]

87. *AHEM* twas *I* who invented the !!!!11!!!!1

:hi:

question answered :D

[wildhorses]

93. are you SERIES???? that is HUGH!!!111?!!???1!!!

dayum...I thought that was some freeper...you musta been drunk
:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

97. ME hands down

anyone who suffered through my drunken ramplings can testify to that

[Guava Jelly]

100. see