Paris Hilton almost electrocutes herself in swimming pool

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Paris Hilton almost killed herself during a surprise birthday party for Stavros Niarchos when she jumped into her pool after a garden light had fallen in.

"Everyone was stunned. Paris was lucky she didn't get electrocuted," a source told the Sunday Mirror. "She thought it was hilarious. Stavros jumped in next and accidentally knocked her on the head in the process." Hilton later treated her guests to a pole dancing session. The insider added, "Paris was so drunk she could barely hold on to the pole - let alone dance."

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/04/25/paris_hilton_almost_electrocut.html

[LynneSin]

1. Is this proof that god indeed, does not exist

:shrug:

[commander bunnypants]

2. Head Darwinian award

:shrug:

CB

[DinahMoeHum]

11. Close, but no cigar !!

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

3. Damn! It didn't work... Nicole's gonna make me give her that money back...

[stellanoir]

4. Yet another upstanding role model

for all the kids to emulate and worship.

/sarcasm

[mduffy31]

5. Damn

I knew when she first hit the scene, I said I'm gonna have to kill her myself.

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Intelligence of an air guitar, I swear to god.

[XNASA]

7. I don't like to be in the position of defending Paris......

But it occurs to me that any garden light is probably 12VDC and therefore relatively harmless, and even if it wasn't, the breaker connected to the light would have popped as soon as it hit the water.

This story is overblown.

It's doesn't mean that Paris was wise to jump in, but I doubt very much that she was ever in any danger.

Sorry to be a party-pooper.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. It's OK...the drunk pole dancing is still news-worthy.

:evilgrin:

[XNASA]

10. Yes. I agree wholeheartedly.

I come from Polish stock and there's nothing more newsworthy than a drunk Pole dancing.

[stellanoir]

16. Time to throw XNASA into the pool with some real spark

then hurl him a pole and watch him dance.

Kidding of course. :)

[XNASA]

18. Shocking.

:spank:

[stellanoir]

21. XNASA's

worst pun EVER. Now I'll forever call you sparky. : )

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. "That's Hot."

[no name no slogan]

12. beat me to it

shit. :(

[Fenris]

13. "Paris was so drunk she could barely hold on to the pole"

:spray:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

14. She couldn't dance, either.

bada-BING!

Thank you, folks...I'll be here all week. Don't forget to try the shrimp cocktail!

:evilgrin:

[mdmc]

15. oh, i hope that she is okay

get better Paris!

[DS1]

17. Well, if her dancing is anything like her sex tape

she could use a couple amps in the first place

[MissMillie]

19. Sure... a garden light....

It was probably a super-powered, mega watt dildo.

[peekaloo]

20. She was trying to rescue a fellow dim bulb.

heroic attempt I tells ya.

[LisaL]

22. Almost doesn't count.

:-(

[riona]

23. Here's our pool princess