Ha! NoelMN's letter from a penpal

[LaraMN]

reads thusly:

Dear Noel,
I am studying the Spinosaurus.
I've been great to.
Did you know the stuff under your bed is actually dry skin.
Did you know oh wait you don't want to know this one.

the END!

your friend Matthew.

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

1. I want to know what it is you don't want to know!

:shrug:

:rofl:

[Zookeeper]

2. As the parent of an eleven year old boy...

I'm sure it's something REALLY GROSS (and really cool).

[LaraMN]

3. Yep! Pretty much has to be;

there's no way that context could possibly have lended itself to a discussion of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and "bodily functions and other gross trivia" is the only other conversational path those boys seem to travel down.