Sooooooo... What should we bribe billyskank and tjwmason with to get them

[ScreamingMeemie]

to come to our fair (sort of) country for a visit??

I've got a limited edition Precious Moments bride and groom cake topper I can start off with...



**** And bigs hugs for both of them for making DU such a nice place to be in the early AM. ****

[LaurenG]

1. How about a 2 foot white ceramic cat?

You think that would entice them? Maybe we could auction off the items on ebay and just buy their plane tickets with the proceeds.

[billyskank]

3. Hey OhioBlues

:hug: :hi: :loveya:

[LaurenG]

9. 2007 huh. Well I hope you've scheduled a month or so because I'd

hate to see the fight we're gonna have over you, lol. Check in with Joani she can bring you to Ohio/Michigan I'll drive you to New Mexico (stopping to see all the Du'ers along the way) and you can meet a much less stressed person and she can take you to California.

So how much do you appreciate me planning your trip. lol:evilgrin: :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals:

[billyskank]

11. I got 23 working days to use next year

Sounds like this is going to require all of them! :D

:loveya:

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. Hey...There's an idea! We're clearing out our house right now!

:hi:

[billyskank]

2. My dear MrsG

It is certainly not a matter of incentive. I dearly wish to meet you and hug you for real. And there are a number of other DUers I want to see also.

It is a question of vacation time: mine is all allocated for this year. I have pencilled in a trip to the States for 2007 - that is the earliest I think I can manage.

:hug: :loveya: :* :hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. No pressure!

Just wanted an quasi appreciation thread to let you know how much you mean to us! :hug: :loveya: I cannot wait to get a chance to meet you! :pals:

[billyskank]

8. I feel the same way

A year is far too long :hug:

[GirlinContempt]

38. I have dibs!

;) ;)

[billyskank]

42. You have dibs

:hi:

[ThomCat]

56. Is NYC on your itinerary?

I'll be upset if you come all this way and skip NY.
:hug:

[billyskank]

59. I think it's going to have to be

:hi:

[ThomCat]

61. Good.

I promise to feed you good food and keep you entertained. :P

[tjwmason]

62. Don't know about you old bean

But I'm greatly flattered and charmed at how keen these folk seem to get us over there - almost brings a tear to one's eye.

[billyskank]

65. I couldn't agree more

it is almost too much. :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

4. I could ply billyskank and tjwmason with good food!

I can cook vegetarian when necessary (even though I am not a veggie).

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. I'll bring the tomato pie!

:hi:

[tjwmason]

10. Aww shucks.

:blush:

I'd love to visit you all :loveya:

I do intend to visit the U.S. - how could I resist when I've received such a charming invitation?

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Door is always open and the welcome mat is always out...

...if you can put up with a couple of crazy (but well behaved) kids! :loveya: You and billy bring so many smiles to me on so many otherwise dreary mornings.

[AirmensMom]

13. I'm drawing a blank.

But we could give them plenty of these:

[billyskank]

14. They will be happily received

and reciprocated :hug:

[AirmensMom]

18. Aw, shucks, billy ...

:loveya: I can't think of anything better. :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

15. That sounds good!

:loveya:

[billyskank]

16. Joani ~ !!!

Happy DU birthday!! :hug: :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

21. billyskank, thank you for the wonderful thread!

:loveya: I guess that's what I needed to keep me coming back. Sometimes I tend to drift away becoming invisible unless someone special notices before I'm gone.

[AirmensMom]

17. Joani!

I haven't seen you around in ages! :loveya: Did you see your Happy DU Birthday thread? :bounce:

[In_The_Wind]

22. I was taking a little bit of a break.

It looks like I'll be flying down to Florida ( silly old Amtrak doesn't have any sleeper cars on the east coast line :grr: ) in June.
Will you still be there?

[AirmensMom]

24. June?

Maybe, but probably not. When in June? We definitely won't be here past the 15th ... unless the buyer can't get his financing and we're back at square one. (Please don't wish that on us.) What dates will you be here? Do you already have your tickets?

[In_The_Wind]

27. I don't have my tickets yet.

Phil wants to take me to his favorite little getaway in the Keys. He said the weather will be about the same but the place should be empty after Memorial Day is past.
I was thinking (and wishing) that you might be lucky enough to bug-out early. If that happens I'll see you at your new place for sure if I miss you in Florida.

[AirmensMom]

30. Well, I'll keep you posted.

A few things still have to line up. I hope we can see you BOTH time! :bounce:

[Cannikin]

Offer them air fare?

[tjwmason]

23. You don't even have to go that far.

Even the offer of a smile from you would be enough. :D

[riona]

19. Maybe they'd like one of those singing trout things

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. Billy Bass??? Great Idea!!!

I think we even have one of those lying around here somewhere. :hi:

[wildhorses]

20. well. .....er.... ......hmmmmmmmmm

hows 'bout a lil moonshine?

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. Moonshine is good!

:hi: And then we can get them to post here. ;)

[billyskank]

28. I don't drink

;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. Me neither...but it looks pretty in the jug.

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

33. well then....

:shrug: :hug:




just pass the jug...




:wow:



shrug, hug, jug

there is a poem in there somewhere

[wildhorses]

31. and you know that would be some funny posting

:hi:

[MissMillie]

32. I'm thinking..... sex

but in lieu of sex, I have a Jelly Belly dispenser (works just like a penny gumball machine).

[Mutley]

34. My dog will be their bestest friend!

She loves meeting new people.

[LaurenG]

35. Aww beautiful pup!

:hi:

How have you been Mutley?

[Mutley]

36. Hey OhioBlues.

:hi:

Thanks, she's quite fun.

I've been well, and you?

[LaurenG]

37. I'm well too!

Glad your OK we miss you around here. I'm glad you've been around lately!

[Mutley]

46. Me too.

I've missed being here. :hug:

[billyskank]

49. Here missed you too

:hug:

[Mutley]

67. aw, billy. I've missed you, too.

:hug:

A Comcast guy is coming tomorrow (theoretically) to hook the internet up in my apartment, so I'll be around more often. :woohoo:

[bigwillq]

39. I will give them my first born.

:P :) I'm pregnant, you know. :P :) :hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

40. Contesting a Eurovision contest in the U.S.

:rofl:

[swimboy]

41. I will welcome them into my house like I've known them all my life.

It's great fun to imagine this happening! :thumbsup:

[tjwmason]

43. Be careful what you wish for.

;)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

45. now im wishing even harder

:evilgrin:

[auntAgonist]

44. I'm a good cook ..

Bangers and Mash, Yorkshire pudding and roast beef, trifle, ... on and on ..

[LeftyMom]

47. I'll throw in my customary bribe, homemade cookies nt

[billyskank]

48. How could I refuse

:loveya:

[ZombieNixon]

50. I don't know...ever since TJ offered to buy me booze,

I'm more leaning toward making a trip over there. :D

[tjwmason]

55. And it would be legal over here too.

Legal drinking is 18.

You're more than welcome anytime - and I can bore anybody silly given the slightest opportunity.

[faithnotgreed]

51. and here i thought billy posted goodnight threads because he

works an early shift
i had no idea - clearly and again -

i need remedial lounge 101

[billyskank]

52. lol

Yes, we both live in england. :D

[faithnotgreed]

63. was that my first tutorial

if so i do appreciate it
as you can see i truly need a few rounds
tutorials i mean

goodnight billy
im kinda glad you dont have to work the graveyard shift

[billyskank]

64. I am glad too

I did have a night shift job once. I managed it for about a month. Worst job ever!

[faithnotgreed]

66. i have to think about that for a second

does that mean if you still had the worst job ever that you wouldnt be able to post during the day here
if so im glad youre not in that job

uh oh
this tutorial thing is getting a bit unruly for me i think
i better quite while im not ahead

im glad to have the chance to talk to you billy
ive seen from your posts youre a mighty good guy (who went to sleep awfully early)

youve probably already started your goodnight thread so let me wish you
peace and happy dreams and a pre-retirement life full of wonderful day jobs

[khashka]

53. Keep your hands off my boyfriends!

Sheesh, girl! I thought we were friends!


Khash.

[billyskank]

54. Khash, I've lost count of your lovers

You're Heidi and Call Me Wesley's live-in toy boy, and you claim both tjwmason AND myself as your boyfriends? :P

[ThomCat]

57. If this is a harem forming, can I apply?

:grouphug:

[billyskank]

58. Absolutely

I think Khash would be only too happy :rofl:

[ThomCat]

60. About this harem you're forming...

I'm ready for my physical. :7