GOPisEvil CONFESSES: "I love alone"

[LynneSin]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=507655&mesg_id=507683&page=

Sorry hun - but it was waaaaaaaaaaaay too tempting

[GOPisEvil]

1. Yeah, well, this isn't exactly LBN is it?

:P

[LynneSin]

2. I'm trying to fix the damn link

geez......

[LynneSin]

3. HEY - no fair - you edited your message

Living alone isn't as funny as loving alone

:cry:

[GOPisEvil]

4. OK - I unedited it!

:-)

[Skittles]

5. Sometimes he has my WHIP for company

:7

[GOPisEvil]

6. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[liberalhistorian]

92. Well, David, it looks like your

secret is finally out, despite all of your best efforts to contain it. NOW WE KNOW, BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VelmaD]

7. That was more info...

about him than I needed to know. :-)

[NightTrain]

8. Been loving alone for quite some time, myself

Ya get used to it after a while!

[liberalhistorian]

93. Hey, Dean,

I'm not saying one single word on that one!!!!

[NightTrain]

94. Hits a little too close to home, does it?

;)

[supernova]

9. Hey - me, a "good" book, and a bottle of red wine

I'm all set for loving alone! :7 :D

[GOPisEvil]

10. I'm cheap...I don't need the wine...

And, I just need a book with, um, pictures.

;-)

OK - shutting up now. :7

[LynneSin]

11. Baby just needs Herradura

[VelmaD]

12. This is payback...

for telling you about editing the boy-on-boy-on-boy porn yesterday isn't it. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

13. At least you didn't read excerpts.

That would have been a little too much. :D

[LynneSin]

14. Someone posted Porn yesterday

and they didn't wake my sorry ass up out of bed (I'm sick) to tell me about it.

Shame on all of you!!!

[GOPisEvil]

15. Not posted porn...Velma EDITED A GAY PORN NOVEL.

600-something pages of it.

[LynneSin]

17. VELMA - and you didn't share it with us

nothing better than gay porn books!!!

WOOHOO!!!!!

[VelmaD]

22. Couldn't just share...

but if you're interested the url for the publishing company is:

http://www.torquerepress.com

[supernova]

25. New meaning

to the expression "torqued off" :7

[VelmaD]

27. *snort*

Never even thought of that. I have SO got to tell my best friend. She'll cackle. *smooch*

[boilerbabe]

86. Just read an excerpt from "Shifting"

Pretty interesting. Bookmarked the site for later...gotta get some rest....
XXXOOO

[VelmaD]

87. Kewl

Glad you liked it. My best friend will hug my neck for pimping the site. :-)

[supernova]

18. She didn't even share!

The porn-hog. :P

[VelmaD]

16. Didn't post porn...

was editing it. My best friend writes and publishes gay porn. One of her editors bailed at the last minute and I got pressed into service wrangling typos. It was fun but I'm about porned out after 3 straight days. It isn't nearly as much fun to edit as it is to just read.

[LynneSin]

19. You should have shared the wealth

I would have helped out.

Was there a story to it or was it just 600 pages of well, gay porn?

[supernova]

20. Story? Where?

Porn has stories? I wasn't aware of that....

[VelmaD]

23. Well, there was some plot...

and a really sad plot at that. But mostly it was fucking. Lots and lots of fucking. :-)

[VelmaD]

21. Next time...

I promise. ;-)

[Blade]

24. Hey...

you don't even need the "book" or the wine....

[supernova]

26. No you don't "need" them

but I doo like to romance myself. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

28. Yeah, what's the fun of just using yourself?

Treat yourself to a nice dinner and a show. ;-)

[supernova]

30. Well, I don't like one-night stands

you know. I have to know if I'm going to make a committment.

[GOPisEvil]

32. Next June, I celebrate 36 years with myself.

It's been a mutually rewarding relationship! :D

[supernova]

35. Wow! You should get yourself a ring.

:D

edit: Are you going to make an honest man of yourself?

[GOPisEvil]

37. Why buy the cow if you're getting the milk for free?

I am *SUCH* a man! x(

[supernova]

38. And, I hate to confess

but sometimes, I don't call myself then next day when I said I would. x(

[GOPisEvil]

40. Oh that's the worst!

No sense in being a cad to yourself.

[Blade]

42. lmao...

I have that problem too! I once cheated on my left hand with my right hand! Boy, I didn't get any for weeks after that....x(

[VelmaD]

31. Nah...you're a slut...

I bet you'd put out without dinner and a movie. ;-)

[supernova]

34. Dinner, a movie, and a

castle in the South of France. :P

[GOPisEvil]

36. I'm so gullible. I'll believe any story I tell myself.

Apparently part of me believes I am a rich count from an obscure European monarchy. ;-)

[VelmaD]

39. If you ever hurt you...

I'll have to kick your ass! :-)

I'm gonna have to have a talk with you about believing anything men say.

[GOPisEvil]

41. Sometimes...I am so easy.

Just because I ask doesn't mean I have to say yes.

[VelmaD]

44. And remember, you don't owe yourself...

just because you buy you dinner.

[GOPisEvil]

45. This is easily the most surreal discussion I have had in a long time.

:D

[VelmaD]

46. That's saying something...

after some of the things we all talked about yesterday. Gay porn and what straight boys won't do in bed are pretty stiff competition. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

47. The garage sale habits of Mike's acquaintances was enlightening.

:thumbsup:

[VelmaD]

50. Enlightening?...No

Surreal. Definintely surreal.

So whaddya think? Did I miss my big opportunity by not letting him show me his butt? ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

53. Well, I'm pretty glad it stayed hidden.

But you might have missed your big chance. :D

[VelmaD]

55. Drat!

I figure as long as he still hasn't seen that nipple ring I've still got something to use as leverage. ;-)

[supernova]

48. Whew!

We'll, I can't say "this blows!" :D

I haven't done one of these in a while. I'm pretty good at surreal in person, but online it can be hard if others don't catch the wave. :hi:

[GOPisEvil]

49. This discussion is helping my morning go by quickly!

:thumbsup:

[VelmaD]

52. Yup

I can't believe it's already after 11. Wowee. You guys ROCK!

[supernova]

54. Me too!

It's getting some creative juices flowing. No pun intended. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

56. LOL! *Looks at 10-foot pole*

Nope - not going there...

[VelmaD]

57. Wow...you type pretty good...

for only using one hand. ;-)

[supernova]

63. LOL!

That opens up a whole new category considering the time of day.

But *my best Schultz voice* I'm not saying nothink! :think:

[Kat45]

98. WTF did I miss on here yesterday?

And how did I miss it--I wasted plenty of hours on DU yesterday. :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

99. LOL Velma and I along with flush_bush hung out here in town yesterday.

We had an "off-DU" discussion. :D

[Blade]

33. A nice show...

on one of those x-rated cable channels in a hotel? Reminds me of the fact Al Franken came up with in his latest book...

"About 65 percent of the movies that are ordered in hotels are "adult movies." Clearly, two blonds going down on each other is a real winner in the marketplace of ideas. My all-time favorite stat: The average length of time those movies are on is...twelve minutes. That is my favorite statistic in life."
-page 19.

[BiggJawn]

90. But if I buy myself a nice dinner, or fix one...

Then I feel "pressured", like I HAVE to put out to myself.... :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

91. Just keep telling yourself...

"No means no" ;-)

[LynneSin]

95. Can your hand press charges against the rest of the body

:shrug:

[Blade]

29. lmao

this is getting too much...more info than I wanted to know...jk. It's all in good humor.

[supernova]

43. Welcome to DU, Blade!

:hi:

We have a veddy British sense of humor around here.

edit: Hi Sting! What'd ya change your name for?

[Blade]

51. I didn't want to change my name...

my brother changed the pw and put in a bogus email address so I couldn't get in. He argued I was on his computer too much and he didn't want me posting here anymore. So, I now have a new name. :( I lost my star that jono had graciously donated to me (thanks again, jono! :yourock:) and lost my 400+ posts :cry:

Oh well, change is good, I guess...:shrug:

[supernova]

60. So sorry,

about your brother. That definitely blows. :thumbsdown:

But, "Blade" is a cool name. :thumbsup:

[Blade]

62. yeah, it blows...

but i'm over it. :)

[JohnKleeb]

58. he's a good advisor though

Helped me out during my little thingie on friday. :yourock: GOPisevil

[GOPisEvil]

59. LOL! I'm glad it went well.

:D

[JohnKleeb]

64. That was fun

Too young for her liking though, but maybe her opinion changed :), I hope so, shes a cool girl, and btw NOT my DU crush, she shall remain anoymous under my blessings. Thanks for the help. The food was great and the movie was good. Maybe I should take her to see Bad Santa this week :D.

[GOPisEvil]

67. Bad Santa is funny.

But, if she doesn't like naughty language, you might want to reconsider. :-)

[JohnKleeb]

72. Well I am gonna have to tune myself being I am notorious at that

Hmmm well she doesnt wanna see Elf because she heard it was bad and Master Commander because she told me her bro told her it had no plot. Hmmm what else would be good, I didnt know she didnt like that naughty language and she told me she wanted to see it, I kinda talk to her on the AIM once and then. I know I am making it seem like shes my crush but she knows who it is and isnt telling who it is. So then Bad Santa is out of the question :(. Maybe there may be something neat on TV. I know she wont watch football and besides my Steelers are out of it :(.

[GOPisEvil]

73. Not saying it's out of the question.

Just make sure she doesn't mind nasty language. If she doesn't care, then take her. It's a HEE-larious movie.

[JohnKleeb]

79. I need to go to upstate NY if I wanna see it with her

:shrug:
I didnt know that was a peeve of hers.

[GOPisEvil]

84. I don't know if it is or not. Ask her!

:-)

Er, the whole upstate New York thing is an obstacle too. lol

[JohnKleeb]

89. Umm yeah

Thats a good idea and obstacle too. Zack got to meet both of us and I was shyer.

[VelmaD]

61. If you were a little older...

I'd tease you so bad about that "little thingy" comment. ;-)

[JohnKleeb]

66. I didnt know how to word it lol

He can tell you all about it. All started out over a juice box and ended in a movie :beer: and thats a juice actually lol.

[VelmaD]

76. Oh no you don't

I wanta hear all about it from you. Did you have a date? Did she kiss you goodnight? Was there hand-holding? Enquiring minds want to know.

[JohnKleeb]

81. PM me simply put

:)

[VelmaD]

83. Now you know...

I'm not the only one who wants to hear about it. If you'd rather pm me about it that's fine but if you don't tell everybody how can we offer you advice on date #2? :-)

[JohnKleeb]

85. I just did pm you velma

[LynneSin]

65. Damn, I go away for 30 minutes...

and this thread explodes - literally speaking.

GOP - seriously - introduce your right hand to your left hand. Don't go cheating behind the one hands back.

[GOPisEvil]

68. I'm a one-hand man. I'm nothing if not loyal.

:D

[VelmaD]

75. It only takes one?

You're failing to impress me honey. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

77. Oh well...the life of the painfully average.

:shrug:

[VelmaD]

78. Yeah, but this is the internet.

You could lie. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

80. True...

Oh well...too late now.

[VelmaD]

82. It's never too late...

that's what the "edit" button is for. :-)

[LynneSin]

88. But GOP, I have one word for you....

Threesome!!!

Could be fun!!!

[supernova]

69. Well,

the one hand might have to call the other hand out to defend GOP's honor.

Would that be hand-to-hand combat?

[GOPisEvil]

70. *rimshot*

:D

[VelmaD]

74. Pervert that line.

:evilgrin:

[Blade]

71. egads!

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

Sorry, bad biology joke. I need a nap before philosophy class. Then, when it's class time, I'll be napping again!

Later peeps.

[geniph]

96. How's the tendinitis in that right elbow?

Give that poor thing a rest, David!

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

97. My elbow, or the other poor thing?

:evilgrin:

[geniph]

100. I left that ambiguous on purpose!

Depends on whether you're more concerned about carpal tunnel or ... chafing!

[GOPisEvil]

101. Chafing? *cringe*

Can you imagine the doctor informing you that you have "wanker's elbow"? :o

[LynneSin]

102. Is that an actual medical condition?

:shrug: