Ashlee Simpson: "I'm taller and my chest isn't completely massive"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Ashlee Simpson claims she's hotter than her sister Jessica, telling Scotland's Daily Record: "I'm taller than she is and my legs are longer than hers. I got lucky because my chest size isn't completely massive."

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/04/26/ashlee_simpson_thinks_shes_the.html

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Those two make my brain hurt.

[skygazer]

2. Nor is her brain size

[DS1]

3. Yeah, but she looks like a dude

[okieinpain]

24. she does not look like a dude.

[DS1]

30. Yes she does

and I'm going to kick this thread once a day until I figure out exactly WHICH dude she's reminding me of

[peekaloo]

34. Alexis Arquette?

:spank:

[Bassic]

35. She does look like a dude.

Her face does anyway.

[DS1]

36. Eric Roberts comes to mind

A young Eric, anyway

[Bassic]

38. True, there is a resemblance. nt

[johnnie]

4. Plus Jessica only has one eye

[DBoon]

5. No she's an emo chick

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5059632&mesg_id=5059632

[johnnie]

9. So that's what I missed by not looking at those threads..lol

emo... never heard of it.

[JohnKleeb]

6. neither do a lot for me

Still love her hoe down on SNL when Jude Law hosted. That's a timeless classic.

[wildhorses]

31. now THAT was funny as hell ....wish the rest of that show

was as funny...I laughed my ASS off OUTLOUD at my TV
talk about a WTF moment...

[AlCzervik]

7. thats ashley simpson? She looks a lot different since the last time i

saw a pic of her.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. Dyed her hair, let it grow, lost a few pounds...but the voice is the same.

She still, apparently, wants to la la in the kitchen on the floor.

:evilgrin:

[okieinpain]

25. voice, what voice?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

26. My point EXACTLY.

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[NaturalHigh]

10. Some us like massive chests.

Why does she think that a smaller chest makes her hotter?

[Left Is Write]

11. Because we smaller girls...

have to give ourselves SOME reason to get through the day.

;)

[NaturalHigh]

12. No offense intended to anyone without a massive chest...

and I will stipulate for the record that a great many "small" or "average" girls are hot. I just thought it was a strange comment for her to make.

[Left Is Write]

19. I know...

I agree that it was a somewhat strange thing to say. Being taller doesn't automatically make her "hotter" either.

[NaturalHigh]

21. Agreed...

neither does a singing voice that scares animals and small children.

[Left Is Write]

23. Well, the term "singing voice" being used loosely, of course.

:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. "Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep"

Every time I see one of these girls, I hear that song...

Am I schizophrenic?

[NaturalHigh]

14. Edie Brickell

Now she was HOT!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. I'll bet she was smarter, too...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

15. I thought it was SHOVE me in the shallow water....

:shrug:

[NaturalHigh]

17. No, it was "choke."

[YellowRubberDuckie]

18. Damn...I guess I learn something new every day.

Thanks for the info.
Duckie

[NaturalHigh]

20. Any time.

I listened to that song approximately 4000 times when I was in high school and college.

BTW, hello in OKC. :hi:

[Iniquitous Bunny]

16. Boob or legs? Hmmmm....

They both seem to have I.Q.'s similar to that of a twig, so I guess it's a matter of "pick your favorite body part" for the Simpson sisters? :shrug:

[Dukkha]

27. and she can't carry a tune with a bucket

both are vapid, brianless, uninspiring whores for their creepy perverted father.
and their music is AWFUL!

[graywarrior]

28. All I can say is they both have a fantastic PR agency behind them

Must be daddy and Jesus.

[NJ Democrats]

29. Both of you are stupid

but if I had to pick I would pick Jessica not you Ashlee.

[peekaloo]

32. "and Daddy says I'm the best french kisser".

[NewJeffCT]

45. LOL

isn't that from a movie or TV show?

either way, it made me laugh on a day when I'm not too happy.

[peekaloo]

46. it's from one of those National Lampoon 'Vacation' pics.

:D

[Bassic]

33. They're both way too skinny.

And so their bodies have been burning the last reserve of fatty tissue they have. :rofl:

[realisticphish]

40. actually

they're fairly normal sized :shrug:

edit: that isn't to say that i can stand to hear them, ro see them

[Bassic]

43. Ashlee is close to normal size, but Jessica

is way, way skinny.

[Gold Metal Flake]

37. "I got lucky because my chest size isn't completely massive"

Lucky the old man didn't pick her to forcibly receive the D-size implants?

[Mike Daniels]

39. Not to mention less "talented" although neither has much to begin with

[patcox2]

47. Hey, be fair, Jessica sings better than most female pop singers.

She really can sing.

[Ava]

41. omg, Ashlee Simpson looks scarily thin there

she has lost a lot weight even though she was already thin!

[LaraMN]

42. I also have a slightly shorter stick up my butt!

Only by about a quarter of an inch, but hey!

[Beware the Beast Man]

44. Can't we just make a god and sacrifice them to it?