I sit here reading all of these posts here at the DU

[mduffy31]

...And I just have to ask: Why do you all hate America?

:shrug:

[yewberry]

1. It's your freedoms.

Also that "American Idol" show, but mostly your freedoms.

[trof]

2. Because they piss me off.

Next question?
;-)

[graywarrior]

3. We only appear to hate it on the internets

In real life, we love Murica.

[Dave Reynolds]

4. I'm not an America-hater,

but I play one on TV.

[ZombieNixon]

5. The carpeting on your blondes fail to match the drapes.

x(

(Jon Stewart said it, not me! :yoiks:)

[SmileyBoy]

6. Because we do not embrace communist ideology.

Comrade.:evilgrin:

[cleofus1]

7. i don't hate america

i hate republicans

[trof]

8. I hate people who hate people who hate America.

I just wanted to make that clear.
OK?

[Xipe Totec]

9. Because we're living in a decidership! n/t

[Richard Steele]

10. I just couldn't fight the peer pressure....

C'mon, hate it already!
68% of us can't be wrong!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Writer]

11. I don't hate America...

But I hate 'Murka. And all the 'Murkans who live there.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

12. Rita Cosby..... she made me do it.... does she have or is she

rabid?? The glee with which she covers the horrible topics that populate her "show's" roster is most unsettling. I mean, all that is lacking is some whipped cream about the face, that would just about do it....

[mduffy31]

13. You all realize...

...I'm just kidding. I know everyone doesn't hate America. I just wanted to have some fun here in the Lounge because you know damn well I post this in GD and the pitchforks and torches would come one.

So we are clear right...

everyone cool....

just making sure....

:hide:

[leeroysphitz]

14. I don't hate America. If anything I love it TOO much.

I can't help it. I just get so jealous seeing MY America out messing around with that other party. You know what? The next time I see her with that republican party I'm gonna kick the SHIT outta him and take her back.

Maybe I'll buy America some flowers. I'll stand outside America's window at night with my boombox and trench coat and play her our favorite song! I'll tell her that it'll be just like it was before. I promise. I can CHANGE baby just gimmeee one more chance!

I LOOOOVE you!

[mduffy31]

15. Easy fella

Or I will turn the hose on you. But I do like that Peter Gabriel song.

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. The voices

I'M TIRED OF THEM TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!!11

[matcom]

17. because we don't have cool accents

like the Albanians

[hfojvt]

18. because it's a lie

they say "Don't give up until you drink from the silver cup you never know until you try"
But I tried and failed like I knew I would. Plus, Oz did so give something to the Tin Man.

[DrGonzoLives]

19. I hate everything

Including you. Fuck you. And the horse you rode in on. And the guy who sold you the horse. And the horse's mother.

[NJ Democrats]

20. I don't hate America

I do HATE America's Leaders.

[Arugula Latte]

21. I hate America because they came out with "Horse With No Name"

:rofl:

I crack myself up ...

[mdmc]

22. me?

or these other DU'ers?