Anybody up for a quote thread?

[achtung_circus]

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.

John Stuart Mill

[miss_american_pie]

1. Sure

The only way of tolerating existance is to lose oneself in literature as in a perpetual orgy.

Gustave Flaubert

[achtung_circus]

2. .

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein

[miss_american_pie]

5. ...

What this country really needs is a good five-cent cigar.

T.R. Marshall

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear achtung_circus......

Here's mine: If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. Spoken by Mother Teresa

:cry:

[achtung_circus]

7. My all time favourite.

May your boat of life be light, packed only with what you need; a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear and a little more than enough to drink, for thirst is a dangerous thing.

Jerome K Jerome

[Spider Jerusalem]

4. Here's a good one...

'In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.' - H.L. Mencken

[Jara sang]

6. "Anybody up for a quote thread?" -achtung_circus

[djeseru]

8. I've got one...

"A computer lets us make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history -- with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."
- Mitch Ratliffe -

[GOPisEvil]

10. !

:thumbsup:

[Harley Quinn]

9. W S Maugham

I came too late into a world too old.

--"Of Human Bondage"

[achtung_circus]

11. From Bull Durham

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Crash Davis