Post a bad gun.

[BikeWriter]

I always dreaded hearing the sound of AK-47s myself!

[texas1928]

1. .45 Colt Pistol.

It kicked my ass.

[Xipe Totec]

2. Falconet misfire

That's gotta hurt.

[SofaKingLiberal]

3. .

[Dave Reynolds]

4. Knocking down airliners right and left,

(okay not really, I just loved the hysteria over .50 cals)

[BikeWriter]

11. I'd love to have one of those for target shooting!

:loveya:

[EstimatedProphet]

5. Bucky Done Gun

Bucky Done Gun M.I.A. lyrics
Artist: M.I.A.
Album: Arular
Year: 2005
Title: Bucky Done Gun


London
Quiet down I need to make a sound
New York
Quiet down I need to make a sound
Kingston
Quiet down I need to make a sound
Brazil
Quiet down I need to make sound

They're coming through the window
They're coming through the door
They're busting down the big wall
And Sounding the horn

What you Want
Bucky Done Gun
What you want
The Fire Done Burn
What you want
Bucky Done Gun
Get Crackin' Get Get Crackin'

Time to spit new shit
I'm rocking on this new bit
I'm hot now you'll see
I'll fight you just to get peace

Heavy Weight Wrestler
Fight me in your comforter
Let you be superior
I'm flithy with the fury ya

London
Quiet down I need to make a sound
New York
Quiet down I need to make a sound
Kingston
Quiet down I need to make a sound
Brazil
Quiet I need to make sound

I'll hard drive your bit
I'm battered by your sumo grip
Lucky I like feeling shit
My Stamina can take it
Gymnastics Super Fit
Muscle in the gun clip
Bite, Teeth Nose Bleed
Tied up in a scarf piece

What you Want
Bucky Done Gun
What you want
The Fire Done Burn
What you want
Bucky Done Gun
Get Crackin' Get Get Crackin'

Can I get control
Do you like me vulnerable
I'm armed and I'm equal
More fun for the people
Physical, Brute force
Steel, lion you're the boss
Yeah, you're so do-able
Grind me down sugar slow

What you Want
Bucky Done Gun
What you want
The Fire Done Burn
What you want
Bucky Done Gun
Get Crackin' Get Get Crackin'

[Spider Web]

6. 'GI BARBIE'

'S'

[BikeWriter]

7. ROFL! Too cool!

[Maddy McCall]

10. Hahahaha!

[DS1]

24. GI Barbie's all wrong

The empty cases come out the bottom of the 50 cal :P

[Bombtrack]

8. Picard is no match for a certain shuffle

[ContraBass Black]

38. Bwah ha ha ha.

:rofl:

[AirmensMom]

9. They're all bad.

I don't like guns. :scared:

[BikeWriter]

12. Here's a historic one! The Battleship USS Texas!

General Ship Data
Class - New York Class Battleship
Length - 573 feet
Beam - 106 feet
Normal Draft - 28 feet 6 inches
Displacement - 34,000 tons
Speed - 21 knots
Crew - 1,820

Armament
Main Battery:
Year 1944 - 10 - 14"/45 caliber guns in 5 turrets
Range - 12 miles
Projectiles - Armor Piercing - 1500 lbs
Projectiles - High Explosive - 1275 lbs
Full Broadside - Armor Piercing - 15,000 lbs
Rate of Fire - 1.5 rounds per minute
Turret Crew - 70 men
Secondary Battery:
Year 1914 - 21 - 5"/51-caliber guns
Year 1945 - 6 - 5"/51-caliber guns
Torpedo Tubes:
Year 1914 - 21" TT
Year 1945 - 10 - 3"/50-caliber guns; 10 - 40 mm quad mounted guns; 44 - 20 mm guns

http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/spdest/findadest/parks/battleship_texas/hist.phtml

[u4ic]

13. It even shot his eye out!

[BikeWriter]

16. I got one of those for Christmas, too!

I loved it. It killed thousands of tin cans.

[petronius]

14. Mrs. Bad Gun

http://www.tworiversgallery.com.nyud.net:8090/media/jpgs/huffman/murals/large/huff_38.jpg

[Spider Jerusalem]

15. M1928 Thompson SMG

.45 ACP, full-auto, 600-700 rounds per minute, 20 or 30 round box clip, 50 or 100 round drum.

[BikeWriter]

19. Those are loads of fun...

They are prone to slinging your brass all over Texas, too!

[Lilith Velkor]

17. "This is my rifle, this is my gun..."

I'd post a pic but it would get the thread locked :P

[BikeWriter]

18. I'm sorry, neither rifle or weapon rhymes with pun...

:shrug: This is a copycat thread!

[Lilith Velkor]

20. "This is for killing, this is for fun"

[BikeWriter]

21. Phht. That doesn't fit with "Post a bad pun."

:shrug:

[madinmaryland]

22. Anything in Dick Chaney's hands! n/t

[BikeWriter]

28. That's so very true!

[benEzra]

23. I don't own any bad ones, but here are some good ones :-)

My wife's Glock 26 9mm



Ruger mini-14 Ranch Rifle



My civilian AK lookalike (NOT a real AK-47) in hunting configuration, with a 4x scope (I don't hunt, though)

[Dukkha]

25. this is my rifle

there are many like it but this one is mine.
Bushmaster M4A3

[BikeWriter]

31. I recently reread the book. It's still insane, and so true.

[jukes]

26. love that sonic "crack"

from a near miss, though!!




i hate chicom 61mm mortars. and RPGS...

:nuke: :scared:

[BikeWriter]

29. Yep, that ZZZZZZZZZIP! As they go past is a rush.

[Burma Jones]

27. Kinda Bulky

[derby378]

30. What parameters are we using to define "bad?"

I'd say a bad gun is one of those Saturday night specials where the glue starts melting off the cheap plastic handles after you fire the pistol three or four times. Eww.

AK-47s, on the other hand - they're workhorses that rarely jam and adapt to many of the toughest environments on Earth.

[BikeWriter]

32. Yes, and some were made in factory tunnels. Great design!

[Arger68]

33. Saiga 7.62

This is the gun that Chai Vang used to kill those hunters in Wisconsin. (I have one in .223 caliber)

[BikeWriter]

36. NOT a typical looking deer rifle.

[benEzra]

44. That one has been dressed up to look like an AK...

and the mag well has been enlarged to take a standard-width magazine. To do this, you have to install enough U.S. made parts to avoid running afoul of 18 USC 922(r), which prohibits imported self-loading rifles from having handgrips that stick out.

Here's a Saiga in hunting trim:



It's slightly less powerful than a .30-30 Winchester (123-grain bullet at 2350 fps, or a 150-grain bullet at 2000 fps or so), meaning it's OK for deer inside 125 yards, but isn't capable of humanely dispatching a deer much beyond that distance. Factory magazines hold 5 or 10 rounds. They also make them in .308 Winchester.

Here's another Saiga, with polymer furniture instead of wood, and what looks like a 5-round magazine instead of a 10-rounder:



The AK lookalike I posted a photo of earlier in the thread is also legal for hunting; it's not a real AK-47, it just looks like one.

[BreweryYardRat]

34. Remington 1100 shotgun...

...in tactical design.

[BikeWriter]

35. h, yes. A classic tactical weapon!

[leeroysphitz]

37. How bout a FAKE one?

For a game that never came to be...

[BikeWriter]

40. WHOA! It looks awesome!

[intrepid_wanderer]

39. guns aren't bad...

people... People are often bad...., not the guns


see:
"Bad" molecule
"Bad" vitamins
"Bad" dollie
"Bad" TI-86
"Bad" dirt
"Bad" mommie.....

[BikeWriter]

41. Yep, I've always treated guns as useful tools...

Hammers can kill, too.

[DS1]

42. All this talk about guns is making me miss my M16

:cry:

Hello, 6124888, whever you are, I'm sure you're still shooting straight and true, Kate

/not really psycho

[BikeWriter]

46. Yeah, suuuuuure, we believe you're /not really psycho...

Don't we, Mouseketeers?

[In_The_Wind]

43. This is the baddest gun I've ever had.

[benEzra]

45. Cool!

Ruger P-89, FWIW...

[BikeWriter]

47. It's pretty bad looking, for sure!

[Endangered Specie]

48. Even though its 115 years old...

the AK vs AR debates are a moot point when you consider the Mosin Nagant...

http://headsbunker.com/html/2006/01/ak-vs-ar-real-data-speaks.html



Making ears and shoulders beg for mercy since 1891.