What in crap's name is wrong with Hastert's face?!?!

[Fenris]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

[GregW]

1. Shrub is using his GI Joe kung-fu grip

Either that, or Dennis is squeezing out an SBD.

[Cooley Hurd]

2. That's his "Oops! I crapped my pants" look....

"...and wouldn't you know it, I forgot to put my diaper on today!"

[commander bunnypants]

Dude lay off the Chinese food at 3am

DDQM

[RWPTRBL]

3. He appears to be shitting himself!!!

[underpants]

6. Wonderful assessment there RWPTRBL

LOL Welcome to DU

[wysimdnwyg]

4. Hastert: Geez, Dubya!

Can't you change your depends before you come in here? You stink!

[mantis49]

5. Severe constipation. n/t

[underpants]

7. He thinks W just signed the draft back in place..........

and he's not rich like Frist and W to avoid it this time.

[LittleApple81]

8. What is it with all these repulsive men in black? n/t

[Gemini Cat]

9. He discovered his zipper is down.

Plus he forgot to put on his skivvies. Guess what's popping out? In all blazing two inch glory!

Frist is getting slightly embarrassed over wankerbushs' obvious desire to cop a feel.

[brainshrub]

10. That's EXACTLY the same kind of face

my gf's cat makes when he's taking a dump.

[felonious thunk]

11. He's taking a big fat shit on America

And all the little fuckheads beside him are encouraging him. Fuckers.

[peekaloo]

12. He's TRUMPETING the signing of the Medifraud Bill.

like most of his ilk, he's blowing it outta his arse.

[Skittles]

13. HE IS FULL OF SHIT

HE IS CONSTIPATED. May I say it appears Frist thoroughly APPROVES.

[cosmicdot]

14. that's the expression when being told he'll be going to jail

... for extortion and other high crimes ...