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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 02:18 PM
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Have you ever been contacted by someone from the future, and if so
did they tell you that a merciless cyborg would hunt you down and kill you so that your son could not lead the rebellion against the machines, and you should come with them if you want to live?

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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 02:19 PM
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1. Why however did you guess?
:eyes: :P
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 03:15 PM
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2. vasectomy
i'd tell him to try across the street. there, the yellow one...
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 03:56 PM
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3. If someone asks you whether you're a god, say yes.
If he asks whether you're Sarah Conner, say no.
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 04:31 PM
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5. haha!
excellent advice :thumbsup:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 03:56 PM
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4. Yeah, that happens about once a week.
:boring:

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