Who broke wind???

[leftofthedial]

:eyes: :puke: :grr:

[UrbScotty]

1. Oh, sorry... that was me, windbag Dick DeVos. (nt)

[bleedingheart]

4. Thank you so much for your link about DeVos

My in-laws live in Grand Rapids and detest ole Dick and Betsy..(I think that is her name...) my father in law refers to her as Marie Antoinette for her inane comments...

I am emailing my mother in law your link!!!

meanwhile there are other family members that vacation with that jerkoff...in the "holy land" of all places....gag gag gag..

[UrbScotty]

11. Yeah... the MI Dem Party put up that site.

And yeah, her name is Betsy.

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Yes...but...if Dick can do it for Grand Rapids...he can do it for us..

we need a businessman. :eyes: I swear to God if I hear that radio ad one more time. :puke:

[UrbScotty]

28. DeVos is a key supporter of Our Great Businessman President!

That's why I like him!

[ZombieNixon]

2. Oh, oh...hold on...hold on...ahh, there we go.

Me. :P

[leftofthedial]

3. Personally, I'm blaming all the frigging cats

[azmouse]

9. My mom always blamed the dog.

And you know what? Sometimes she was right!

[LaurenG]

5. whoever it was matcom hs the scoop ask him!

:rofl:

[Droopy]

6. Sorry. I had two bean burritos for lunch.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Matcom. nt

[mduffy31]

10. Sorry, the broccoli made me do it

[callous taoboy]

12. Avocados are a blast!

I just can't eat them without developing square farts.

[texas1928]

13. Matcom

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5087866

[devilgrrl]

14. Whoever smelt it dealt it!

:P

[BikeWriter]

15. Locking Fart thread.

[leftofthedial]

16. this is a *wind* thread.

just be glad I didn't start a cheese thread.

[Deja Q]

30. GAAAAAAAH!

:rofl: :cry: :rofl:

[Neoma]

17. Gross.

[MissMillie]

18. not I

but I nearly pee'd my pants


having a 2nd fl. bathroom sucks when you're drunk.

[RevCheesehead]

19. Hey, that's my line!

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/RevCheesehead

There's bound to be a freeper around here, isn't there?

[In_The_Wind]

20. I swear! I didn't do it!

[Aristus]

21. I just wanna know who's gonna FIX it.

B-)

[leftofthedial]

22. elad could probably fix it

[0007]

23. Eric Cartman can fart anytime.

I was visiting a friend in the hospital last week. This old lady was walking around real slow, I think she was recovering from an operation. Anyway she let the longer fart I've ever hear. It was at least 16 seconds long.

[leftofthedial]

26. my Mom was in the hospital last year

in a ward that had no private rooms

the woman in the next bed was literally within hours of death, which was awful enough. She let some pretty vile and lengthy ones go.

[Iris]

24. W

[leftofthedial]

25. continually for at least six years now.

:puke:

[lumberingbear]

27. Sorry, ...Cabbage rolls last night !

[trof]

29. It was me, but I've called the fixit guy.

;-)