Lounge, Herk is one month old!

[ZombieNixon]

:bounce: :party: :toast:

What are you getting it for its birthday? :P

[tjwmason]

1. Can one buy a present for a word?

or is this just an attempt to trick us into buying stuff for you?

[ZombieNixon]

2. Yes, you can buy a present for a word.

I humbly offer my courier services to ferry your gifts to Herk. :think:

:P

[tjwmason]

11. I see

and what is that you'd like, sorry that Herk would like?

[ZombieNixon]

15. RevActs got it right.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5088823&mesg_id=5088858

:P

[tjwmason]

18. What a coincidence.

That Herk and you want exactly the same thing. :eyes:

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Of course I got it right.

I've been there since day one, I know what Herk likes. :P

[ZombieNixon]

21. That you do.

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. I'm not sure what you're implying.

But if it has ANYTHING to do with cherries.....

[ZombieNixon]

25. Herk thinks cherries make good pie.

:shrug:

[tjwmason]

32. I was just wondering about some kirsch.

Or do you think that he/she/it is still too young for that?

[ZombieNixon]

33. We've decided one Herk month is equivalent to 21 human years.

So no. :D

[tjwmason]

34. Which rather implies that it will be due for a very well-deserved

retirement at the end of June. :P

[ZombieNixon]

35. The lifespan of a word is much greater than that of a human.

:eyes: :P

[tjwmason]

36. So you support raising the retirement age?

:P

[ZombieNixon]

37. Only for words.

"The" has been getting some wicked overtime since the Middle Ages, though. :P

[tjwmason]

38. I'm going to write to the O.E.D. and suggest that the words form a union.

You word exploiter. :P

[Droopy]

3. It seems much older

:P

[ZombieNixon]

5. It's very mature for its age.

:P

[tjwmason]

9. That's because such a crap concept starts to grate very quickly.

:eyes:

[matcom]

4. and it hasn't died yet?

x(

[ZombieNixon]

6. Nope, it's immortal.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Booze!!!

[ZombieNixon]

8. Herk loves you.

:loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. And I loves Herk.

:loveya:

[ZombieNixon]

14. We'll have to surreptitious about it, though.

I'm sure there's some law against getting one-month-olds drunk. :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. But words age differently than humans.

Think of double dog years. :P

[ZombieNixon]

20. That still only makes it 1.16667 years old.

I think we'll have to go with 84x dog years on this one. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Yeah, and 1.16667 is really old for a word.

Gods, dont you know anything? :eyes:

[ZombieNixon]

24. But, "in" has been around for 3000+ years.

That guy must be ancient! :o

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Damn it.

Can't you ever just play along with me?

Nooooooooooooo.

Someone has to be mr. smartypants. :eyes:

[ZombieNixon]

27. All I'm saying is we need to establish some benchmark on this and

if we're going to pull this off, then words have to age 252 times faster than humans. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Ok, that works.

And words are immortal, so it doesn't really matter how old they are.

[ZombieNixon]

29. Right, now that's been sorted out, break out the good stuff!

:D

And no Army Greens or Nazi Tacos! :scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. Let's not talk about those anymore.

I'm going to start drinking in a little while, and I don't want that in my head. :puke:

[ZombieNixon]

31. Better in your head than in your mouth.

:puke:

[LeftyMom]

10. Tie Dyed Onesies?

That's usually what I give tiny babies for gift giving ocassions. :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

13. RevActs wants to get it drunk.

Drunk in onesies...could be interesting. :shrug:

[LeftyMom]

16. Well they're tie dyed

Perhaps she should get baby Herk high instead. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. I'm toasting Herk!

:toast:




Mmmm margaritas take me away. :9