In walking to class the other day I saw someone, AND THEY DIDN'T

[Random_Australian]

CUT OFF MY LEGS!

How amazing isn't that?

































I like parsley.

[NMMNG]

1. 1. What are you on?

2. Will you share?

[Random_Australian]

2. 1)My screen name is not

'completely predictable Australian'

nor is it

'Shelley sells sprained ankles by the Toowoomba Hospital'

or even

'For who would lose, though full of pain, this intellectual bieng? Those thoughts that wander through eternity, to perish rather, swallowed up and lost, in the wide womb of uncreated night'

and for 2) Sure. It'll make a nice tutorial. Step 1) for anyone responding is to say something random.

Edit: So go on! Post something random.

[NMMNG]

3. Did I kill the old hag? No, not the old hag--I killed myself!

I killed for myself, myself alone.

[Random_Australian]

5. Ok. You are getting the right levels of 'no connection to the

previous bit' contextual randomness, but it does not have multiple levels of randomness.

Be careful not to confuse with improper syntax, it never works. ;). Remember, adjectives are your friends when posting random stuff.
You can also very who is speaking, and have put some internal change in it like:

"Did I kill the old hag? No, not the south Belgian born median income elderly lady with a 1974 model medium sized axe buried in her garden, ---- I like parsley!

I shot the sheriff, but I did not steal his parsnips."

Food is always good to.

Now post a nonsensical joke, like the OP.

[LaurenG]

4. In one scheme,

There were ten raggedy andies. It then became clear that pleasant vegetables would be forever in my face.

:) random thoughts

[stlsaxman]

6. Sell me some stock

i'll give you a dime.

but it ain't worth the trouble, ain't worth the time.

love will soon prove that the lemon's a lime.

"GET MOVING! GET MOVING!"

and the old man gets sent to a home.

[Maine-ah]

7. sausage. Italian.

Italian sausage.





mmmm, sausage.

[Dangerously Amused]

8. For purple mountains majesty, above the fruited plane.

Random. But I think that guy cheated with drugs.

[leeroysphitz]

9. You don't have to lie just to impress us. nt

[Arugula Latte]

10. O.d.ing on the ol' Vege-mite, are ya?

;)

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Truly random

Advocated balance, deepest allowable prominent considering daily tunnel.

http://www.zokutou.co.uk/randomword/
Yes, someone went to the trouble to construct a random word generator.

[Evergreen Emerald]

12. by bean sprouts are no longer white

stop the ringing.

[Callalily]

13. Arteries carry blood

away from the heart, and I LOVE broccoli.

[mr blur]

14. But what if they had done?

SHOP indiscriminately.

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

15. the lion?