Confession! Paris & Nicole are funny!

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They were only specks to me in their pondscum world. But recently caught a couple of episodes of "The Simple Life" and they are FUNNY!

Supervisor: "If you two keep messing around, I'm going to tell Tom."

Them: "Who's Tom."

Supervisor: "Your boss."


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Dude: "How do you two manage to live?"

Nicole: "I pay somebody to live for me."

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Hate to admit it, I thought it was pretty damn funny, too.

Baseball Manager: What do you girls know about baseball?
Nicole Richie: I saw "A League Of Their Own." I know there's no crying in baseball.

Nicole Richie: So we're gonna make all you guys look like Brad Pitt and all you girls look like Britney Spears circa 1999.