Khashka says I have "gay credentials"

[billyskank]

What do I get for that? A toasting fork? ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Maybe this kinda toaster?

[billyskank]

2. How does that work?

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. It's a camp toaster

You set it on your campfire, or your Coleman™ propane stove, and lean the bread up against it.

Suckers work great, but y'gotta wait about 10 minutes for your toast, and y'gotta flip it around to toast both sides.

[billyskank]

18. That seems quite appropriate

:7

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. ROFL!

I just got it. :rofl:

:thumbsup:

[tjwmason]

3. Khashka's just desperate.

;)

[billyskank]

4. Must be because you're so far away

:)

But then, I'm just as far away. Does not compute! :D

[tjwmason]

7. Either that or he's a tart.

:shrug:

But last I heard Hypno was his main paramour - it's difficult to keep up with him though, he gets through so many.

[billyskank]

8. I have noticed (link)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5077454#5079570

:eyes:

[tjwmason]

14. But he has promised to perjure himself for you.

Which must be worth something - so he can't be all bad.

Though by that reckoning I can't be all bad either so there must be some faulty logic in there somewhere.

[billyskank]

22. I was a bit confused by all that

I have to admit. :)

[tjwmason]

27. It bemused me too

I just took it as an excuse to be rude about Wales - can't say fairer than that :eyes:

[Deja Q]

5. The key to the TARDIS?

Of course, the actual TARDIS itself is another story... :D

[billyskank]

6. That would rule!

I would never have to be late for work again! :bounce:

[terrya]

9. A two slice toaster

Later, we'll upgrade you to a 4-slice. :-)

[billyskank]

11. Two slices is good enough for a singleton

:rofl:

[Momgonepostal]

15. I thought a toaster was what you get when...

you recruit?

Do you need a degree to get a gay credential?

This is all so confusing! :-)

[billyskank]

16. I am confused too

You know khash, he makes these throwaway comments and then leaves with us all in confusion! ;)

[terrya]

20. We upgraded to microwave ovens for recruitment.

Just a recent thing. Toasters are now for people wtih gay credientials.

There was a push for new inducements. :-)

[billyskank]

21. Wow you're really stepping up the campaign

:D

[terrya]

24. Desperate times require desperate measures.

The quotas are down so far this year. :-(

Plus, one does get tired of the same small appliances.

[billyskank]

26. Oh, gotta make your quota

BTW, I think progmom is still waiting for her toaster. ;)

[terrya]

28. What??!!

She HASN'T??

It's angry letter to world headquarters time! :grr:

[kedrys]

10. A chafing dish

or an asparagus serving plate, whichever is more expensive. :D

[billyskank]

12. Mmmmmm asparagus

:9

[Deja Q]

17. A long asparagus or a chafing fish... this is digusting. I'm going to go

:puke:



So :puke:

There. I've done it. I :puke:d.

[miss_american_pie]

23. If he's trying to recruit you

I'm going to have to fight him for you. :hi:

[billyskank]

25. Awwww

that is so sweet! :hug: