Unfounded rumor and nasty innuendo thread

[KitchenWitch]

:evilgrin:

[Random_Australian]

1. KITCHENWITCH IS A RUMOUR-MONGER!

Now THAT is unfounded.

[liberaltrucker]

2. I DID NOT have sex with that woman

Miss whoeverthefucksheis.

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

3. LOL

:rofl:

Sorry I missed your call the other night...The pain pills crashed me HARD.

[liberaltrucker]

6. Not a problem

You OK?

[KitchenWitch]

8. Oh yeah

Just taking it easy

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. It's not actually Call Me Wesley's birthday

Rather, it's the third anniversary of his release from prison. :evilgrin:

[Richard Steele]

5. I heard it really WAS his birthday, but he's 20 years older than he claims

He's actually been out of prison closer to 5 years now...

[Heidi]

9. If his math is _that_ bad,

that would make him 60 and me 63. :P

[Richard Steele]

32. So you are saying he cheated his way through his math classes?

SCANDALOUS!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MnFats]

7. OK, we went in thepool but there was no nude swimming.

not at first, anyway.

[Hissyspit]

10. Laheina does silly dances and sings silly songs in front of her/his cats.

[billyskank]

11. KitchenWitch is not actually a witch

and she doesn't have a kitchen. :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

13. shhhh!

don't blow my cover!

[riona]

22. Cereusly, I retent that

I'm the one who don't own up a kitchen

[KeepItReal]

12. What happens in Vegas may not actually *stay* in Vegas

Soooo... Watch your back!

[mduffy31]

14. Depends whether or not you need the shot of Penicillin afterwords.

[KeepItReal]

15. Or a restraining order!

<eom>

[LaurenG]

16. I had sex with that woman that liberal trucker didn't

have sex with! (how's that for an unfounded rumor?):evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

17. ...

:spank:

[fizzgig]

18. i am not a lesbian vampire

at least not anymore

(yes, that was the rumor about me in high school)

[billyskank]

19. Man I am sooo disappointed

:P

[fizzgig]

21. hey

she left a bite mark on my leg...but no one knows it was her

:P

[Guava Jelly]

30. but I am a male lesbian werewolf although

I am closeted and only come out on full moons to stare at women and have impure sexual thoughts..
by day i am a republican..eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww now that second part is a nasty rumor

[khashka]

34. LOL!

No longer a lesbian vampire? Too bad!

The high school rumour about me was that I was a serial killer. I didn't know that at the time. But a woman I liked and wanted to be friends with told me later. "You're not really very scary" she said. Scary? Me? It actually kinda hurt. Did they really think that?


Khash.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. I'm sleeping with all the women of DU.

:evilgrin:

[NewJeffCT]

23. you, too?

Those DU women really get around!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

24. They certainly do.

:evilgrin:

[NewJeffCT]

26. and they all told me

that I was the only one for them! :wtf:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

27. Yeah, but you're married.

Let us single guys have some fun! :D

[NewJeffCT]

28. I know

this is for unfounded rumors! I'm too tired to have an affair in real life.

[KitchenWitch]

29. OT - Thanks for jumping into the China thread in GD

[KitchenWitch]

25. I abhor troll hunting.

:evilgrin:

[Ptah]

31. CaliforniaPeggy's middle name is the F-bomb. n/t

[khashka]

33. OK here goes

Kitchen Witch is a lesbian and is cheating on every woman on DU.

CAPeggy was never a nurse. She was strutting her stuff in the street and called it "nursing" as a euphemism.

TJWMason is secretly straight.

Billyskank is secretly gay.

LaraNM is not really a woman. She's a 14 year boy.

Which reminds me.... Wimr is'nt a teenage girl... he's a 40 year old man. The FBI has been alerted.

Khash is actually a celibate Catholic priest. Who took a vow of silence.

OhioBlues is a very careful Freeper.

EarlG is not getting married. He just got carried away after getting laid for the first time in twenty years. So you can return the wedding presents.


There is no Mrs Estimated Prophet. EP is a frustrated cross-dresser. And when he gets that mini-skirt on, he pretends o be his own wife.


:)

Khash.

[LaurenG]

35. roflmao

:thumbsup: :hi: :rofl: :yourock:

[Deja Q]

36. Honeybuns, you are HORRIBLE!

:spray:

Horribly funny that is! :rofl: :rofl:

:yourock:

:toast:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

37. My dear Khash!

Lies, all of it despicable lies.......

Oh wait.......this thread is about rumors......never mind!


:rofl:

[tjwmason]

38. Damn - now everybody knows the truth.

I might as well get rid of carefully co-ordinated clothes and good taste, and cultivate a taste for sport. :eyes:

[billyskank]

42. And lager. Cold, fizzy lager

:D

[tjwmason]

44. Is this your revenge for the entertain billy thread.

I feel dirty now - I'll have to go and take a shower to get rid of that feeling. :P

[billyskank]

46. Hey, I hate that effervescent urine juice too

I wouldn't touch it with a- well, actually, I don't drink *anything* these days, but even when I did, I was strictly an ale man.

Except when on the continent. The continentals get lager right.

[tjwmason]

49. I could have guessed that.

You're obviously far to wonderful to be a lager drinker - but I too drink it abroad, when in Rome...also there's no ale over there.

I presume that not drinking is from the same place as not eating eggs &c.

[billyskank]

52. You presume correctly

Ah, I am something of an ascetic these days. :)

[tjwmason]

53. I've always said you're a far better man than I.

Though the ascetic life does have its attractions for me.

[billyskank]

43. Apparently everybody thinks I'm gay anyway

[MiniMandaRuth]

50. If WIMR isn't a teen girl...

Then what the hell am I?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

56. LOL!

:rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

55. OMG! You're so cruel!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Luv ya, Khash.

:hug:

[Wapsie B]

39. I have sex with every DUer I sleep with.

:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

40. I'd be in big trouble if I did that! I slept with so many of 'em.

:evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

41. naughty naughty.................

:evilgrin:

That's why they make all sorts of safe sex products. ;-)

[LeftyMom]

45. Billyskank had bacon for breakfast this morning and steak and kidney pie

for lunch. :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

47. Don't tell them all!!!

:yoiks:

[MiniMandaRuth]

48. Well, you didn't hear this from me.... but....

ZombyWoof has HypnoToad locked in his closet...

And ZombieNixon is raising a peep army....

[Dangerously Amused]

51. HEY! Who the HELL around here is spreading the rumor that I'm EASY?!?

:mad:

Why, if I ever find out...

[Ava]

54. i heard that Ava was a liberal, commie, terrist

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

57. I heard that she's a homersecschewal ayrab aborshyunist, too. nt

[Ava]

58. really? i hurd shessa satan-ist who don know nuttin

:P

[LeftyMom]

59. Oh yeah! Well if you love Iraq so much, why don't you marry it?

:P