I have to kill someone!

[khashka]

Preferably an innocent bystander.

I'm downlowding some Ani DiFranco songs (it's that kinda Sunday).

But all I get is "rebuffering streams"!

One more time....well, one more time.... I have an axe! It won't be pretty! What happened to immediate gratification?


Khash.

[billyskank]

1. Immediate gratification was the 90s

:P

[Deja Q]

3. 1980s, rather...

[billyskank]

4. You know I believe you're right

:)

[Deja Q]

2. Beware... laws will soon be passed that make ISPs track everything...

Assuming they're not already.

As for immediate gratification, that only works when the teleport is functioning. :D

[khashka]

5. Oops! I'm fucked!

Sex Crime!

Beam me up. Now!


(If you had any idea what was looking at on the Internet at 5am, well you wouldn't like me much anymore........)



Khash.

[Deja Q]

11. 5AM?

Nekkid women? :D

[Neoma]

6. Okay.

Kill someone on video games.

[tjwmason]

7. Good afternoon Khash.

I do hope that things are behaving for you now - we don't like pissed-off Khash afterall.

But I have to offer a small piece of advice and suggest that you not kill an innocent by-stander - it could land you in a wee little bit of trouble with the police afterall.

That aside, how are you today? :hug:

[khashka]

8. Unfortunately

mad, angry, pissed off Khash is all that's available.

Cute, cuddly Khash that everyone knows and loves is rather MIA.

Otherwise, not a bad day, TJ. So how are you? And what underwear are you wearing?

(Stop it, Khash! Ever since you dumped him, discussions of his underwear are a forbidden topic! Behave yourself!)

So..... having a good Sunday, my love?


Khash.

[tjwmason]

9. Is technology still conspiring against you?

I know how vexatious it can be when it wants to wind one up.

It's not entirely clear whether you want to know, or not, but (as usual) I'm in black boxers - indeed lots of black today (as on most Sundays).

I'm sitting here, gorgeous Iberian renaissance sounds emerging from the C.D. player, Herodotus sitting about to be openned, and a beautiful spring day outside - so I am having a good Sunday - though I have to admit that angry Khash does drag things down a touch. Is there anything I can do to improve matters?

:hug:

[BikeWriter]

10. Try the Twinkie Defense?

:shrug:

[Canadian Socialist]

12. Will you be taking requests?

'Cause I have a list...

[tjwmason]

13. Is that a little list? n/t