Help me name my column

[HEyHEY]

Poll question: Help me name my column

FOr my new job I have to do an editorial every week. I don't know what to call my column serious ideas will be accepted. I am actually having a hard time with this.

[POed_Ex_Repub]

1. Don't go with the first one...

People might confuse you with Stone Cold Steve Austin ;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Call it "What the HEY!"

[HEyHEY]

3. or "hey you!"

[SoCalDem]

4. What day of the week?? I do a Tuesday newsletter called "Tues...News"

:)

[HEyHEY]

6. You know I don't know what day the paper come out

I forgot to ask..it's a once weekly so I assume Saturday or tuesday

[CanuckAmok]

5. "The Ironic Column"

like "Ionic" but more clever.

Glad you got your job (finally). What jerkwater berg will you be calling home?


You could always call it: "And in the end, there's love...and in the end, there's love..."

on edit: "I'm LEFT, and you're wrong!"

[HEyHEY]

8. check your PM

I just don'[t wanna post it because of possible freepers looking to get me fired before I even start.

[HEyHEY]

11. I have a feeling if I wanna be served in a restaraunt there

I best not call it "I'm left and you're wrong" although I like it... My buddy who also works there, said he was talking to a guy who said he'd never go to Vancouver because he didn't want his food touched by "gay hands" :eyes: beacon of tolerance, that's where I'm headed.

[CanuckAmok]

12. God help the person who wants to eat food prepared by a...

...straight male from that area!

He probably thinks parsley garnish is part of the conspiracy!

[CanuckAmok]

13. How about:

Fuck You All To Death, Nazi Shitheels!"

[HEyHEY]

14. That's taken!

God damnit ;-)
Or: "The fag-lovin' college educated know it all says"

I'm sure that'll be my nickname there sooner or later

[DrWeird]

7. How 'bout: "Let me hollah at ya for a moment"

nt

[HEyHEY]

9. maybe to long

Got a shortened version?

[arwalden]

17. Yo Peeps

[Padraig18]

10. "Odds 'n Ends"

:)

[wryter2000]

15. Take off, hoser?

Sorry, it's the only Canadian humor I know.

[HEyHEY]

16. I'm startin to take to "the mouthy punk"

[Swede]

18. Long live the new flesh

Barbecued that is

[SoCalDem]

19. "The Not-So-Savage Nation"??

:evilgrin:

"Savage Frankfurter"

[Kamika]

20. My column(I'm canadian sorry)

how about that? if it's an american paper that is :D

[HEyHEY]

21. hmmm Maybe I'm british columbian sorry

it is in another province

[theorist]

22. "Left Is Right"

I'm assuming it has a political slant...