Flying Monkeys to endorse Wicked Witch of the West

[geniph]

because the Wicked Witch of the East is roadkill, and Dorothy is a witch-melting hallucinating shoe-thief.

[goobergunch]

1. Why would they endorse she to whom they were enslaved to? (n/t)

[Champion Jack]

4. why do people support shrub?

[geniph]

6. Because the economy of Oz sucks!

and she's got 'em running scared they'll lose their flying gig to imported flying pigs if they vote for Glinda! She's using scare tactics and the fear of non-Oz terrorists like Dorothy coming in and randomly attacking the citizens of Oz to keep 'em fired up!

[chookie]

2. So are you confirming...

...that Katherine Harris is running for the Senate next year?

[geniph]

7. Hahahaha!

Right on the money, chookie!

[ulysses]

3. Flying monkeys have killed her candidacy!

The shit-throwers of death!

[geniph]

8. Even the creepy trees

are too scared of non-Oz "terra" attacks to vote for anybody but Margaret Hamilton!

[CoNnOc]

5. Whats the Wizard of Oz's response to this?

Does he plan to run even with the scandle?!? How will his aledged abuse of drugs or the vast quantities of munchkin porn found in his basement affect his election prospects?

[geniph]

9. I hear he fled across the border to Kansas!

that munchkin porn is easier to get from Fred Phelps, anyway!

[amandae]

10. Ever read the book "Wicked"?

It's the story of the Wicked Witch of the West ... follows her from birth up until her death .... even through her college years ... smart book - a lot of detail!

:hi:

[buddhamama]

11. the Monkeys had it planned all along

they were just biding their time until the WW of the West gave into their demands.

they flew too and saw everything. they were dangerous to her. they knew her secrect. she gave Snow White the Apple.