A CAPTION'll turn that frown upside down

[underpants]

President Bush (news - web sites) listens to Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao as they spoke with the media in the Oval office at the White House, Tuesday, Dec. 9, 2003, in Washington.

[chocolateeater]

1. "I wish he'd talk English darn it"n/t

[omshanti]

2. Mebbe if I got me sum glasses jes like dat people would think I'm smart

:bounce:

[XNASA]

3. w*'s brain sez: "So this feller's the Premier of China, ..............

....mebbie ness week, I'll git tah meet the King of Fiestaware."

[GOPisEvil]

4. Wow...this guy makes communism sound like fun.

[maxanne]

5. "enuffa that yakkin already...

let's get back to the bar!"

[Blade]

6. "I need to take a shit...

and this guy won't stop blabbing!"

or

"Huh. I didn't know an Asian-American was the head of China!"

[Paragon]

7. I think he's doing "Taxi Driver" in his head

"You lookin at me?"

[peekaloo]

8. Hmmmm he's pernouncing his R's and L's like a regler person

sneaky bastard, now who am I gonna mock at dinner?

[cosmicdot]

9. W: huh, a nation of 1.3 billion, and not one Black person ...

... I knew if I kept asking, I'd hit one ... and, you say, that the only white person you know of is Poppy's bro, Uncle Prescott??? Well, if you'll turn over those photos you took of Poppy through the two-way mirror, we might be able to work out a deal ... just think if everyone in China bought a pencil at 20 cents each ... you'll get 1% ... wow ...

[Drifter]

10. Gee ... for a short person ...

you must be good at math.

Cheers
Drifter