My Back Aches. I Need A New Mistress...What kind of mistress is best?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Memo to wifey: it's a JOKE, right???

[Pale Blue Dot]

1. Maybe if you and arwalden get together

both of your problems will be solved!

[arwalden]

3. LOLing at BOTH of you...

... ya fruitcakes!
:hi:
-- Allen

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. I'm not a fruitcake. There is somebody who wants me. (nt)

[SoCalDem]

2. A deaf-mute who is married to a man richer than you

:)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. HA! (nt)

[XNASA]

4. Pillow Top!!!! Pillow Top!!!!!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. NOW I get the joke.

Just visited the "victim" thread. HA! :yourock:

[chiburb]

7. Only if you prefer firm...

Or sleeping on rocks...

[Robb]

8. I've heard the Sea is a cruel mistress...

...so probably not the Sea, then.

[HawkerHurricane]

21. And 'The Moon is a Harsh Mistress'...

RAH!

[bif]

10. Get a mistress that's extra firm

n/t

[rbnyc]

11. LOL (nt)

[XNASA]

12. How about an "Air Mistress"?

[prolesunited]

13. Is that the model

that you would personally recommend? :P

[XNASA]

14. No way.

I'd recommend the one on the right.

[prolesunited]

15. LOL!

That's hysterical!!! I didn't even know they made a Freeper model. :silly:

[arwalden]

16. Another Air Mistress

[RainDog]

18. too much hot air

that is one SCARY picture.

[RainDog]

17. definitely not Misstress Manners

she wouldn't let you talk dirty to her.

[HawkerHurricane]

19. And what is a Mistress?

Something between a Mister and a Matress.

[geniph]

20. Pliant. Very pliant.

You want one that won't cause you any further back strain.