And you thought you worked for a slavedriver!
http://www.internalmemos.com/memos/memodetails.php?memo_id=2006Dear All:
As each of you know, it is now required that a minimum of 60 hours be put forth toward the launch. There are tremendous opportunities being presented with the new macom pieces and the new mattling gun delivery mechanism. The way the 60 sixty hours will be calculated will be based upon the time of the day that I receive an email from you when you are working at SSD, and the time I receive one when you leave. When you are at the LAO - I have a time card which you will use to demonstrate your work.
I expect 110% from each of you. If you cannot give this. I don't want you on my team....
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...I expect my computers to be used for work only. I expect my phones to be used for work only. Should you receive a personal call, keep it short.
Should you receive a personal email, I expect the email either not answered - or a brief note telling whoever is sending you emails at work to stop immediately. Should I go through machines, which I assure you, I will be doing, and I find anything to the contrary - you will be terminated immediately.
For those who think I am kidding, and do not get with this program - I will promise you that by Christmas eve 8:00 you will be gone.
Yikes!