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KensPen Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 07:28 PM
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You must all surrender to me
Or I will unleash my killer robots to destroy you all.......

you have 24 hours to comply.
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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 07:28 PM
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1. Dont worry humanity, I am the one... i will save us from the robots
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 07:29 PM
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2. I don't
My ninjas beat your robots any day

They are level 64 warriors with 225 skill in dual wield and 28/24 weaps in both.

EAT THAT
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KensPen Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 07:30 PM
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3. PFFFFFFFFFFFFT
My robots ARE ninjas.......

and don't make me get my attack llamas out.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 07:30 PM
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4. Hey!!! This is MY turf!!
If anyone's going to be a world conquering SOB, it better damn well be me!!!



Don't fuck with Hank Scorpio

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KensPen Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 07:32 PM
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5. You have a Detroit Lions Avatar....
you couldn't conquer a Cracker Barrel on Sunday morning.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 07:38 PM
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9. In the Bush, lions eat monkeys
Catch my drift?

Check out my Doomsday Device. Ain't it pretty?



I'll take on your rusty robots anyday

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KensPen Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 07:42 PM
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13. HA!
My monkey has always done well in the bush.
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ProudGerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 07:32 PM
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6. I stole all your robots batteries
The ones in my remote were dead.

Oh, Kamika, ninjas, no matter how high a level they are, are ancient equivalents to Stormtroopers from Star Wars. Impressive and intimidating, but can't fight worth a lick. I have hundreds of movies to back me up. Its also a fact that the more their are, the suckier they fight.
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 07:37 PM
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8. oh be quiet
Edited on Tue Dec-09-03 07:37 PM by Kamika
Ninjas have gotten a bad rep thats all :p

You know NOTHING can beat a REAL ninja.. they will kill anything.

Just check out ninja turtles
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KensPen Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 07:38 PM
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11. what are your swords and stars
compared to the death beams my robots shoot from their eyes.....

Tesla himself quakes at their ferocity.
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 07:40 PM
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12. oh yeah whats the stats on your death beam??
Edited on Tue Dec-09-03 07:41 PM by Kamika
My stars and swords are 1h slash and throw the stars are 100/10 and sword 57/36 !!!

Your deathray must be like 1000/10000 loser!

I will be the empress of the universe!
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 07:35 PM
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7. Someone beat you to it.
They had their own robots run for office. They have a majority in Congress now.
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 07:38 PM
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10. "And when they grab a hold of you with their metal claws
you can't break free, because they are made of metal and robots are strong."

(Second time I got to use this is 2 days)
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VermontDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 07:42 PM
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14. Never
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