Texas is the Taliban with BBQ!

[JanMichael]

On Whoopie.

Yippeee!

[mitchum]

1. change that to "Taliban with fucked-up BBQ"

they use friggin' beef, for Christ's sake

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. That's why there is a colony of Texans

up here in Arkansas.....

[mike_c]

3. dead cow meat with gooey red sauce is not BBQ....

Texans have delusions of BBQ.

[pmbryant]

7. Whatever you call it, it sure tastes good

:bounce:

:-)

[EV1Ltimm]

26. i'd much rather eat dead cow meat with gooey red sauce...

than some over-cooked yard bird served with a dark brown sludge and cole slaw.

[VelmaD]

4. Must we do this again

As a Texan who also happens to be a liberal (read so far to the left to be an admitted communist) I take EXTREME exception to the generalization about all Texans based on the behavior of a few.

One more time (all together now) SHRUB IS NOT FROM TEXAS...he's a Yankee carpetbagger. :eyes:

[JanMichael]

5. Look you Rightious Babe you! It was a shrub slam on network tv!

Take a provential hit and ENJOY the effect!

PS~ I'm still in Florida, "The Wang of America" (The Simpsons), so let's cut the state crap! I could live in Tierra del Fuego and I'd STILL hate Bush!

[VelmaD]

6. Sorry...I'll take a deep breath and calm down

I just get a little tired of hearing my state drug through the mud because of that...that...that...*can't think of a word bad enough to call him*

Ok, end of whining. I didn't realize the comment came from someone on tv - I don't watch much.

[ChoralScholar]

8. at least

you can hear your state drug through the mud, and disagree with it. Most of the time when people say Arkansas has a shitty education system, don't know how to drive in snow and ice, and produced Bill Clinton, I have to say 'well, I guess you're right' :)

I love Arkansas, I really do, don't get me wrong.

[sleipnir]

17. But it was you Texans who put him in power! ;)

The northeast saw through his Bushshit and dumped him off on Texas...

Damn shame you guys didn't get the memo ;)

[johnnie]

18. Yeah....

I saw a post in a forum once about Shrub and some woman said "Being from Texas, I obviously support the President". I didn't know how to respond. What do you say to people like that?

[MisterP]

27. well, WE have a leg of ham lying in our governor's mansion

[TXvote]

9. Hey Now!

I am a transplant, BUT we give you Ann Richards, Molly Ivans, Jim Hightower, Rep. Lloyd Doggett, and VoterVirgin .

Don't go throwing the whole state out with the baby!

Peace,
Teresa
www.votervirgin.com
Austin,TX

[BlueCollar]

10. Texas Dems...

Fighting with all we've got...Greetings from Fort Worth!!!

[LanternWaste]

15. Hey....me too

Hey....me too (in Fort Worth that is) :bounce:

I thought *I* was the only Democrat in Fort Worth!

(I coulda sworn there was a smiley-face gif waving, but I guess not...)

[BlueCollar]

22. greetings from the North Side...

you are not alone...lol

[forgethell]

11. Texans cook something

called beef over some weed called mesquite. Their sauce is too sweet. NOT BBQ.

Archibald's in Northport and Cottondale, AL Ribs and Pork. George and Betty Archibald are serving it to God in heaven everyday now, or it couldn't be heaven.

[Elidor]

16. WayCrazy's in Soddy Daisy, TN

Haven't been there in a couple years, but it was good old gorge-until-you-can't-move bbq.

Beef and tomato sauce is beef and tomato sauce. Only pork is bbq. Only a philistine would suggest otherwise.

[BlueCollar]

19. philistine!!!

you use gas don't you...fess up!!!

[forgethell]

28. NEVER!!!

I have NEVER even owned a gas grill. In fact, I never grill. I load up my water smoker pan with tile, forget the water, use wood chips over hardwood charcoal. I'd have a real pit if I could afford it.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. You call that shit BBQ? There is no BBQ south of 103rd St

in Kansas City.

[johnnie]

13. Ya'll..

....don't know what BBQ is until you're standing in a foot of snow up here in Cleveland, with a pig on the spit in the pit..lol.

[jobycom]

14. Mother's in Austin has the best BBQ tofu-- all that other stuff is nasty

Ya bunch of Jethro Bodeeeens eating roadkill that's gone rotten and covering the taste with sauce and smoke.

And BBQ in the North... Yeah, right. I've eaten northern food... try adding some flavor now and then. We grow northern BBQ down here, but we make cloth out of it and call it cotton.

And the state of Ralph Yarborough, Ann Richards, Molly Ivins, John Henry Faulk, Henry B Gonzales and Janis Joplin has nothing to apologize to the rest of the nation for. Well, except for Bush, but he was elected by the newcomers, not real Texans.

[BlueCollar]

20. You left out

Jim Hightower...

[JCMach1]

21. Beer, Steers and Queers... YEEEHAW!

Texas is the place

[EV1Ltimm]

24. i'm not gay or a cow. but i am a drunk.

i'm just glad someone finally added a third part to that saying to really bring in the rest of us texans.

[LanternWaste]

23. Growing up in Texas, you learn two ways to cook *anything*...

Growing up in Texas, you learn two ways to cook *anything*...

Deep fry it or B-B-Q it. If it can't be deep fried or b-b-q'ed, it just ain't worth eating.

[EV1Ltimm]

25. you forgot about gravy

you can eat it if it's not bbq'd or deep fried if you can pour country gravy all over it.