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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 09:44 PM
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Despair, Inc. - Increasing success by lowering expectations


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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 10:12 PM
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Yay!
Edited on Tue Dec-09-03 10:13 PM by dolo amber
I love that site, hadn't been in a while. Thanks for (yet another) giggle-fest. :D

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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 10:12 PM
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1. Erm...
Edited on Tue Dec-09-03 10:13 PM by dolo amber
Yay, I say...YAY!!!!11111

*laughs maniacally*


(double post ;))
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 10:14 PM
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2. Hello to both of you
You're speaking in stereo
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jokerman93 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 10:14 PM
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3. Meditation on Lowered Expectations
This may be as close as I've come to a satisfactory explanation of the philosophy behind the Walmart revolution and its spawn.

We're witnessing (I think) a politically engineered lowering of expectations for America.

Welcome to Amerikaland's new all-plastic ethos available in gray-scale only!

And whaddya mean there's no jobs? You and your family can work for Walmart too!

OK
DONE
FINIS
HET ROI

:hi:

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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-03 10:14 PM
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4. Thanks for posting this!
A LOT of DUers should think about this one.
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