Okay...10 MORE Random Questions

[THUNDER HANDS]

Since you all loved the first version so much, here goes Round 2.

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?

2. Is your house number even or odd?

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?

[VermontDem2004]

1. Answers

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?
A cat who farts all the time.

2. Is your house number even or odd?
Even, odd is unlucky.

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?
I walked

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?
Hell Yes

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?
Carol.

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?
The Jon Zone- Your place for sports, politics, and everything I like! :D

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?
I don't check.

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?
Canada by far.

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?
1

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?
Christmas

[mikehiggins]

2. answers

1. cat
2. odd
3. used to walk, a long long time ago, uphill all the way through the snow, even in summer
4. yogurt
5. diet Pepsi with Carol (friend of Bill...no, the OTHER Bill)
6. Foaming at the Mouth
7. bad-low, good-fine
8. Florida: done that last year
9. with one woman? four
10.Christmas--bigger presents

[trotsky]

3. A glimpse of trotsky

1. Cat. I can't stand dogs.
2. Even
3. Bus
4. Oh yes. (It's sherbet, by the way.)
5. Beer with Dean
6. "Which Republican wants the Red-Ass now?"
7. 131, baby.
8. Canada, for the healthcare and the people.
9. Uhhh, 3?
10. Neither. Halloween is the coolest holiday by far.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

4. Oh what fun :)

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?
- 3 legged dog - I already have a dad that farts and thats enough

2. Is your house number even or odd?
- odd - do you plan on stalking me ? lol

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?
- my mom drove me half way and made me walk for fresh air , she was the boss like that :)

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?
- sherbert is for punks . Give me my frozen yogurt .

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?
- neither - I don't like the taste of beer . But I bet Dean can shug.

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?
high on cookies

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?
- next question please ...

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?
- both are too close to Texas

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?
- 3 but don't tell my mom okay lol

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?
- CarolinaPeridot Day is better baby - August 24

[VermontDem2004]

5. Damnit

I can't have fun at GD anymore. :evilgrin: what happened to that place?

[On the Road]

6. 10 Random Answers

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?

A 3-LEGGED DOG

2. Is your house number even or odd?

EVEN (9344)

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?

ALL FOUR AT DIFFERENT TIMES

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?

YES

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?

BEER WITH HOWARD DEAN

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?

TALK FOR FUN, TALK FOR BLOOD

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?

220

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?

I LOVE CANADA BUT HATE THE WINTER COLD. MUCH AS I HATE IT, I WOULD HAVE TO SAY FLORIDA.

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?

THREE

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?

CHRISTMAS

[mac56]

7. 1. Dog

2. Even
3. Bus
4. Yes
5. Beer w/Dean
6. "Information Previously Unknown"
7. Normal
8. Canada
9. 5
10. Christmas

[bif]

8. Mine

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?
Cat who farts.

2. Is your house number even or odd?
Odd.

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?
Biked 3 miles each way.

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?
Frozen Yogurt by a mile.

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?
A dozen beers with Howard Dean

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?
Eine Nine-a Talk Show.


7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?
Don't do it.

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?
Canada, eh?

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?
About 10 when I was 13. Solo, of course.

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?
Neither one.

[pistoff democrat]

9. Oh, goodie, I love random questions!

1. dog
2. odd
3. bus
4. no
5. wine w/Carol
6. "I'm pistoff - why aren't you?"
7. low normal range
8. neither!
9. alone, with husband, with 2 men or orgies?
10. New Year's Eve

[grannylib]

10. Here's mine:

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?
Cats rule

2. Is your house number even or odd?
Odd
3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?
Walked or biked unless really foul weather, then Mom drove me

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?
Would be if there were any such thing as "sherbert" but I like sherbet a lot

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?
Beer with Mosely Braun, wine gives me a headache

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?
"The Right is Just So Wrong"
7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?
Never had it checked, bad granny!
8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?
Canada - I need snow and a change of seasons
9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?
12
10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?
I think they both have wonderful traditions and elements that are special to those who celebrate them.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

12. 12 !!!!

wow ... lol

[THUNDER HANDS]

13. 12!!!!

Damn granny, you could teach me a few things! :D

[grannylib]

22. *lol* Yes, 12, all with my hubby...it was back in the day and there

were hallucinogens involved...
'nuf said...

[VelmaD]

11. My turn

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?
3-legged dog. I'm not a cat-person per se though I have nothing against them. I just don't want one stinking up my house.

2. Is your house number even or odd?
Odd - both the street address and the apartment number are odd

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?
All of them except taking the bus.

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?
I don't know - I refuse to eat either of them. Give me real ice cream baybee.

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?
Wine with Carol. I'm not a big beer drinker and I'm not a big Howard Dean fan.

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?
"I'm always right"

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?
Don't remember. It's been over a decade since I had mine checked.

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?
This is a hard decision. My little brother and my nephew live in Florida and if they're still there when I retire it would be harder not to pick Florida. Hopefully by the time I retire we'll have taken the country back and Florida won't be like it is now.

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?
Nine

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?
Love them both. And all the other winter holidays.

[THUNDER HANDS]

14. NINE!!??!!

Man, I gotta get out more. :D

[VelmaD]

20. Yes...NINE!

And we're not even talking back when I was young and crazy. This past January. Not bad for a couple of old folks in their 30s. :-)

[La_Serpiente]

15. My answer

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?

Three Legged Dog.

2. Is your house number even or odd?

Odd

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?

All of them

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?

Yes

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?

Wine with CMB

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?

The Show that actually has substance

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?

Hmm...good question

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?

Canada

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?

3 times

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?

Christmas. I don't know anything about Chanukah.

[Bertha Venation]

16. Bertha's answers.

1. cat. everything farts, even three legged-dogs.

2. house number is odd, of course -- queers live there

3. walked to school

4. prefer frozen yogurt to sherbet

5. beer or wine with CMB

6. Boiling Cheese

7. cholesterol 252 (casts about for Cheerios)

8. Canada

9. don't know

10. never experienced Chanukah, so can't say

[Robb]

17. Random answers

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?
Who are you? Who sent you?!?

2. Is your house number even or odd?
Take that back, freeper!!

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?
Learning is for loozers.

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?
Poop!!!

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?
Who's your mama now??

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?
The chick from 3's Company was awesome. No, the other one.

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?
12 MPH.

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?
Poop!!!

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?
Topical treatment for running sores, not the pills!

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?
I'm gonna get that elf that drinks my beer if it's my last act on this earth. Little punk.

[rustydog]

18. Ok here we go....

1.3-legged dog
2.Even
3.I don't go to school
4.Dog poop is better than yogurt and Yogurt is better than sherbet.
5.Beer
6.Nothing but The Truth
7.150
8.Neither
9.I'm still counting
10. Ho Ho Ho

[hippiechick]

19. here ya go ...

1 ~ dog, any day. hate cats.
2 ~ even
3 ~ walk or took the bus
4 ~ no
5 ~ a Beer with Dean
6 ~ Hippie's Happenin's
7 ~ my what ?
8 ~ hmmm .... Wisconsin
9 ~ 7
10 ~ Chanukah ... on a hammock in the Bahamas with a margarita

:hippie:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

21. My answers

1. 3 legged dog
2. even
3. Take the bus
4. It's sherbet and yes
5. Beer with Dean
6. We have Issues
7. Never checked
8. Florida
9. 3
10. Christmas, but the miracle stories from Chanukah are better.

Duckie

[ProdigalJunkMail]

23. ok...here ya go

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?
three legged dogs are much easier to manage

2. Is your house number even or odd?
odd...I guess that fits

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?
all at different times...mostly the twinkie

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?
Yes, but don't ask my wife

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?
Beer with Dean

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?
'Is anyone out there?'

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?
my doctor suggested I try 10w30

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?
Can I move to northern Italy?

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?
I managed eight

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?
Chanukah does have the cool candles and dredels but Christmas has more meaning for me

[GOPisEvil]

24. OK - I'll play

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time? 3-legged dog

2. Is your house number even or odd? Even, but my apartment number is odd.

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?All of the above at different times in my education.

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?No, frozen yogurt is more like ice cream.

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?Either one would be a pleasant experience, I think.

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?G**D*** F***ING REPUBLICANS DID WHAT?!?!?

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?Never had it checked. :-(

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?Canada.

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day? Twice.

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah? I dunno. I never Chanukaed.:shrug:

[CBHagman]

32. I hope my cable provider carries your show, GOPIsEvil

And I can't wait to see how it's listed in the New York Times grid of television shows. :-)

[LynneSin]

25. My answers

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?: Neither, I don't keep pets since the strong likelihood they'll be dead in a week.
   
   
2. Is your house number even or odd? Odd - #5
   
   
3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school? I walked to the bus stop, which ironically I found out one other member of DU probably used that same bus stop when he went to school!
   
   
4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert? Sorbet is the best but I can't eat any of them - too much sugar for me
   
   
5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun? I'll do either, but if I have to choose it would be with Dean
   
   
6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?: The Truth with LynneSin
   
   
7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked? I was borderline but not quite over, which is why I'm losing weight
   
   
8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada? Canada is too cold and Florida has been screwed up by Bushes. I'd rather stay where I'm at in Delaware or at least in the Philly area
   
   
9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?: 5 and I was sore!!!
   
   
10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?: Neither - wake me up on January 2nd when it's all overwith
    

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. Random answers

1. July.
2. Bob Dylan.
3. Spanish tortilla.
4. 1985.
5. Yes.
6. No.
7. Battlestar Galactica.
9. Red Hat (now Fedora).
10. I'm not a citizen of the USA.

(Yes, somebody did that before, probably better.)

[Ediacara]

27. Magic Rat.... don't you have a job or something?

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?

The cat because, well, dogs are dumb.

2. Is your house number even or odd?

Even.

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?

I drove, but in the summer, I tend to walk.

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?

Yes.

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?

Tough call. I'm not a big fan of beer, so I think I'd have to go with win and Carol.

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?

The O'Lieley Factor, which would be an examination of Fox News... or not, I am not thinking straight this morning.

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?

Uh... I don't think it's ever been checked.

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?

VANCOUVER.

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?

Uh....

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?

They both have their high points.

[beyurslf]

28. 10 Answers

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?

Three legged Dog

2. Is your house number even or odd?

Odd (1701)

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?

Bus

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?

Yes

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?

Wine with CMB

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?

Now Listen to Me

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?

168

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?

Florida (Canada is too cold)

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?

5

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?

Christmas

[RebelOne]

29. My answers

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?
three-legged dog

2. Is your house number even or odd?
even

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?
rode bike to elementary school, walked to junior high, took bus to high school

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?
no way

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?
wine with Carol 'cause I don't drink bear

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?
the ultra liberal left-wing show

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?
high

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?
Canada. Lived in Florida most of my life, don't want to die there.

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?
no answer on the grounds I may incriminate myself

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?
both

[youngred]

30. answers

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?
Cat

2. Is your house number even or odd?
even

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?
Ride the Bike

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?
Yes

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?
wine with CMB

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?
Fuck Da Right

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?
uh, haven't

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?
CANADA

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?
6 intercourse, but more....you know

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?
CHRISTMAS

[ronnykmarshall]

31. Ok, here goes!

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?

The fartin' cat.

2. Is your house number even or odd?

Odd

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?

All of them.

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?

Yogert

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?

Wine with Carol

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?

"Things That Piss Me Off"

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?

OK .... don't know the numbers

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?

Florida

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?

More that 7.

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?

Christmas

[geniph]

33. In the spirit of randomness

my answers are not in the same order as your questions:

Depends on the flavor

They both suck

Dog

Beer

Already have the latter

Eight hours

Victoria

Even

Oh Shit, It's Her Again

Walk

180, I think

[JohnKleeb]

34. ok

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time? The three legged dog

2. Is your house number even or odd?
odd
3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?
I rode the bus when I was younger, now I walk
4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?
yes

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?
I guess I could have a nice beer with the doc, but hes a recovering alcohol I heard

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?
Kleeb hour

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?
:shrug:

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?
Florida if Jeb is gone and if its liberal as it gets, if not Canada maybe even

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?
Goddamnit Rat, :( I still havent even got a girlfriend yet
10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?
Christmas but maybe thats my bias.

[jpgray]

35. Answers

1. Dog. We would call it tipsy.

2. Even--1812, like the war

3. Not going to school this term, but I have my wheels, man.

4. Depends. Those Flintstones push-pops, are those sherbert? Those kicked ass.

5. Beer with Howard Dean. Carol would beguile me with her feminine charms after a few bottles.

6. Pall of Ticks, and there would be a bunch of pale woodticks as the logo.

7. Something low, who knows? It was in one of those grippy machines.

8. Florida, I suppose.

9. Thrice.

10. Christmas. I like trees.

[slackdude]

36. Answers

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?

3 Legged Dog - I'd name him Tripod.

2. Is your house number even or odd?

House number even, apartment number odd (and prime as well).

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?

Bus

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?

Hell yeah!

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?

I'd rather smoke a fatty with Kucinich, but out of the two, I'd take beer with Dean.

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?

Bitchslap

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?

I don't remember, but it was a good number.

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?

Florida

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?

5

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?

Festivus, a holiday for the rest of us.

[jus_the_facts]

37. Here's my answers....

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?

awwww....either one poor babies

2. Is your house number even or odd?

even

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?

all of the above at one point in time or another

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?

yogurt

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?

wine with CMB

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?

THE TRUTH...CAN YOU HANDLE IT? :mad:

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?

:shrug:

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?

Canada :smoke:

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?

*4*

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?

eh...all holidays are overrated all the way around IMHO x(

[Padraig18]

38. Answers:

1. What would you rather keep as a pet, a three-legged dog or a cat who farts all the time?

Three-legged dog.

2. Is your house number even or odd?

Odd.

3. Did you walk, ride your bike, take the bus or have your mom drive you to school?

I took CTA, and walked.

4. Is sherbert better than frozen yogert?

Yes.

5. What would you rather do - have a beer with Howard Dean or wine with Carol Mosely Braun?

Beer with Dean.

6. If you had a 9 p.m. cable news talk show - what would it be called?

'Odds 'n Ends"

7. What was your cholesterol level the last time it was checked?

No idea.

8. When you retire, would you rather move to Florida or Canada?

Neither--- Costa Rica.

9. What's the most times you've ever had sex in one day?

Eight.

10. Cooler holiday - Christmas or Chanukah?

Christmas.