Try this...find your new name...

[imax2268]

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.

Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget
e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

[VermontDem2004]

1. My name is zippy gizzardnose

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. snotty cootie-tush

Wow, I'm flattered. :D

[VelmaD]

3. Hi, my name is...

Loopy Cootiebiscuits. :-)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Poopsie Applesniffer (nt)

[grannylib]

Buttercup Fannynose here!!

[La_Serpiente]

5. Mines is terrible

Snotty Bubble Nose

[grannylib]

8. *lol* Oh poor you!

[omshanti]

6. poopsie apple butt!

wah... can I change my name to Cthulhu instead?

[Robb]

7. Lumpy Applebutt.

I can't stand it. That's exactly what Mrs. Robb calls me. ;)

[imax2268]

9. Hello everyone...

my name is Zippy Pizza Chunks

[Monte Carlo]

10. Chim-Chim Wafflesprinkles? What the hell?

What kind of cruel joke is that?

[fallow]

11. squeezeit girdlesniffer

[GOPisEvil]

12. Squeezit Bubblemouth at your service.

:shrug:

[demnan]

13. Zippy Applechunks

[ironflange]

14. Buttercup Wafflemouth

[HereSince1628]

15. Cheeseball Girdlebrain hahahahahah!

[ima_sinnic]

16. buttercup gizzardhead

I like it, I like it!
on my way now to do the name change thing down at the court house . . . :)

[ronnykmarshall]

17. Zippy Applefanny

O', the proud history of the Applefanny family is a long and noble one.

[parasim]

18. Crusty Liversprinkles here

... what the hey?

[supernova]

19. Zippy Wafflebuns!

:D

[DemExpat]

20. Loopy Cootiefanny here!

:silly:
DemEx

[TreasonousBastard]

21. Boobie Chicken Butt ????

[Hawkeye-X]

22. Buttercup Girdlebrain

[Fuzz]

23. Dorkey Girdlebrain? Rush would be Snotty Cootiemouth! :)

My wife would be Tootie Bubblebrain (maiden name)

Sean Hannity - Poopsie Applechunks

[HereSince1628]

25. Does this mean we're related??

[Le Taz Hot]

24. Buttercup bubble tush

You think the cosmos is trying to tell me something? B-)

[peekaloo]

26. Zippy Appleshorts........

a result of the green apple splatters?

[MissMillie]

27. Loopy Applenose

neat

[MissMillie]

32. my mistake... Loopy Bubblenose (n/t)

.

[Blue-Jay]

28. Snotty Chickenfanny?

:(

[imax2268]

29. Donald Rumsfeld...

Zippy Chicken Fanny

[plcdude]

30. Crusty Appletush

reporting in.

[Philosophy]

31. Gidget Gerbiltush

You sure this isn't the what's you're pornstar name thing?

[grannylib]

33. Dan Quayle = Zippy Chickenbrains

[bbernardini]

34. Chim-Chim Girdlechunks

[Kamika]

35. Chim-chim Applehead

Thats not too bad either :D

[frylock]

36. crusty girdlepants..

is there even such a thing as girdlepants? And if so, I don't want to know how they became crusty!!

[dolo amber]

37. Poopsie Giggle-Brain

Reporting for duty.

*salutes*

:D

[oldleftguy]

38. Boobie Gizzardsquirt!

Love it! :bounce:

[chiburb]

39. Crusty Bubblehead here...n/t

.

[VOX]

40. James Dean would be Pinky Girdlechunks...

in addition to being dead.

As for me, I'm Lumpy Cootiebrain, checking in...

[smirkymonkey]

41. Snotty Applesprinkles

It works for me...

[smirkymonkey]

42. Bill O'Lielly is

Boobie Gizzardlips! Perfect!

[imax2268]

43. Condi Rice would be...

Zippy Cootie Tush

yikes...anything with "cootie" in it I will definetly stay away from....

[curse10]

44. Snotty Apple Juice

gross!

[GregW]

45. Crusty Cootienose

[snooper2]

46. Boobie Chickensniffer

nice...

:(:

[PVnRT]

47. Zippy Bubbletush

That's pure evil.

[amandae]

48. Poopsie Stinkerhead here ....

I like shrubs new name .... more appropriate in some way :-)

[Ace R. Rubrum]

49. Hi, I'm Oprah GirdleTush, the outsider candidate from Vermont

[Ace R. Rubrum]

51. correction:

make that Oprah GirdleCHUNKS. This code name stuff is tricky.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

50. Boobie ChickenFanny...

LOL...seen this before...somehow it never gets old.
Duckie

[nyrnyr1994]

52. Pinky Gizzardbrains!!!

n/t