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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:00 AM Original message |
Taste the sweet muffin |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:02 AM Response to Original message |
1. I prefer kielbasa... |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:05 AM Response to Original message |
2. THREADJACK! |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:06 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:06 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:07 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:07 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:07 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:08 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:08 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. President Bush and Don Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:08 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. A guy walks in and asks the barman, |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:09 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. “Isn’t that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?” |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:09 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.” |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:09 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. So the guy walks over and says, |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:10 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. “Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?” |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:10 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Bush says, “We’re planning WW III.” |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:10 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?” |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:10 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Bush says, “Well, this time we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:11 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. and one blonde with big tits.” |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:11 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. The guy exclaimed, |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:12 AM Response to Reply #21 |
22. “A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?” |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:12 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:13 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. “See, I told you no one would care about the 140 million Muslims”. |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:14 AM Response to Reply #25 |
26. how are you today aussieboy? |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:14 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Better than that blonde is going to be. Did you post that sticky with |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:15 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. i'm still trying to figure out who posted it! |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:16 AM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Looks like all your secret admirers are't freeps.... |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:17 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. haha! lol |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:18 AM Response to Reply #31 |
32. For now. Anyway, you liked the DV code, I'll not see it so any highlights? |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:19 AM Response to Reply #32 |
33. i don't want to spoil it for others, but the direction and score |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:20 AM Response to Reply #33 |
34. Ok. Anyway, so what was that about having to take a phone call |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:20 AM Response to Reply #34 |
37. none of your business! |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:21 AM Response to Reply #37 |
39. uh huh. Anyway, secret doomsday devices under the cover of |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:23 AM Response to Reply #39 |
41. my week was great! |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:24 AM Response to Reply #41 |
42. ... |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:26 AM Response to Reply #42 |
43. i would have to say the cupcake eaters conspiracy. |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:29 AM Response to Reply #43 |
44. Holy Sweet Rfitqc! LOOK DOWNTHREAD BEFORE YOU SAY THAT! |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:30 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. i actually didn't look down the thread! |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:31 AM Response to Reply #45 |
46. Bwahahahahahaha! Too funny! This is priceless! |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:32 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. .... |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:33 AM Response to Reply #47 |
48. Thought so. Co-incidence? OR SOMETHING MORE SINISTER? |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:34 AM Response to Reply #48 |
49. i think so |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:35 AM Response to Reply #49 |
50. I'm a better three shoes (I dance like I have two left feet, which is |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:36 AM Response to Reply #50 |
51. aha, |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:38 AM Response to Reply #51 |
52. Whatever. We all know you don't like asparagus. |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:40 AM Response to Reply #52 |
53. actually i do! |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:41 AM Response to Reply #53 |
54. A rhyme?Fine. I made nine so now it's time to shine and bust |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:43 AM Response to Reply #54 |
55. here we go! |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:46 AM Response to Reply #55 |
56. Prevail rhymes with... errrr.... what exactly? |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:47 AM Original message |
give in now before you fail! |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:48 AM Response to Original message |
58. Uh huh, that''s stale. For now, like silver, (you write the next line) |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:52 AM Response to Original message |
61. well |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:55 AM Response to Reply #61 |
62. Nice ommission. Nighty night! |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:07 AM Response to Original message |
7. What about my cupcakes? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:09 AM Response to Reply #7 |
13. Oh, what a lovely pair of cupcakes |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:13 AM Response to Reply #13 |
24. .... |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:15 AM Response to Reply #7 |
29. Speaking of cupcakes, |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:20 AM Response to Reply #29 |
35. Exactly! |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:20 AM Response to Reply #29 |
36. ROFL!!! |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:21 AM Response to Reply #29 |
38. Good one! |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:22 AM Response to Reply #38 |
40. Thanks muchly, but I didn't write it! |
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Robeson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:47 AM Response to Original message |
57. Am I the only one who sees the face of Jesus on it?.... |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:49 AM Response to Reply #57 |
59. Yes. Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily briefing. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-21-06 01:50 AM Response to Reply #57 |
60. Yes. After looking at the pic again, I see something more disgusting. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-22-06 01:40 AM Response to Original message |
63. Don't stop the muffin |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-22-06 01:47 AM Response to Reply #63 |
64. the muffin is gone |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-22-06 01:49 AM Response to Reply #64 |
65. There's always the memories of the sweet muffin |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-22-06 08:20 AM Response to Reply #65 |
66. the memory |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-22-06 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
67. It's 12 Midnight |
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