Should Twain return herself to the Canadian mainland?

[Dogmudgeon]

Poll question: Should Twain return herself to the Canadian mainland?

Shania, that is.

From/To Timmons, Ontario, Canada.

--bkl

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. We should subject her to the ancient Islamic law of Shania. n/t

[HEyHEY]

2. No no no buyer beware we pawned her off on you...she's your problem

;-)

[slappypan]

3. Shania fans

Not too long ago there was a story on Shania Twain in TV Guide, which mentioned that she lives in a Swiss chateau with her European producer/husband. She talked about how she felt much safer raising her kid there ... The following issue had some angry freeper-type letters to the editor expressing disgust that Shania felt America wasn't a good enough place to live ...

:eyes:

[asjr]

5. I agree with

Shania. Look what is happening here. It is her call, not ours. I love her. She is extremely talented.

[smirkymonkey]

6. Smart woman!

n/t

[amandae]

8. Gee ... how could she possibly come to that conclusion?!

I say this as I'm trying desperately to get hubby to agree to move out of the country ... thinking maybe Canada, Ireland or Italy ... ;-)

I agree with Shania 100% ... I don't think this is a safe country for my children ... 'specially since shrubby and co. have made us even more of an international target. Add to that the severe regression we seem to be facing with regards to taking care of our people.

:scared:

[pink_poodle]

4. Good grief! No thank you!!!! -nm

:

[Dogmudgeon]

7. Please keep this in mind ...

... this was an "answer" poll to: Should Taiwan return itself to the Chinese mainland?

On the subject of Ms. Twain, I am non-partisan. But I am a sucker for dumb gags.

--bkl

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. Do they want her back?

Perhaps we should ask?

[FunBobbyMucha]

10. She's 38, and has at least five more years of good looks shelf life...

...the first cankle, laugh line, or paunch and it's Canuck City, toots! That's what it's all aboot!

"...and when her looks have come to wain,
we'll send them back Shania Twain,
Blame Canada, Blame Canada..."

[amandae]

11. Um ...

I recognize sarcasm ... but I still have to say (as a woman)

:wow:

:hi:

[ironflange]

12. She lives in Switzerland anyway

But please keep Celine Dion.

[geniph]

13. I think Mattel

should put her back in Barbie's Dream House, where clearly she came from. Shania Twain is for people who think Britney is just too gritty and down-to-earth.

[Overkil]

14. like turn herself in?.........did she commit a crime, other than musically