SUPREME COURT OVERTURNS GORE’S ENDORSEMENT OF DEAN

[chiburb]

Writing for the majority, Chief Justice William Rehnquist said, "There's really no explanation necessary – we're the Supreme Court, and if you don't like it, you can stick it where the moon don't shine."

While some Democrats howled that the Court was inappropriately politicizing itself with its controversial decision, Mr. Gore accepted the ruling, saying, "After four minutes of partisan wrangling over this matter, it is time for us to move on."

Mr. Gore expressed some regret that his endorsement had been transferred from Mr. Dean to Mr. Bush, but added, "It'll be nice to be on the winning side for a change."

But Mr. Gore's endorsement could turn out to be a mixed blessing for the Bush campaign, as a survey of those who heard Mr. Gore's Harlem speech showed that 55% felt "drowsy" while 40% "lost consciousness altogether."

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

[LuminousX]

1. LOL

[GR]

2. Great News In The Fight Against Terroristic Endorsement

which has been so prevalent lately. No one must reveal who they are for until all the votes are counted. No one must ever try to persuade others to vote for their preferred candidate. It's bossism when that happens and the terrorists win.

[pmbryant]

3. ROFLMAO!

That headline made my afternoon.

:D

--Peter

[Bertha Venation]

5. made my afternoon too.

thanks!

[GalleryGod]

4. Well Done,Indeed, Chiburb!

:silly:

[chiburb]

6. I was gonna post this in GD, but...

My asbestos suit isn't back from the cleaners.

Make sure to click on the link and read the Kerry part. It's great too...

[Bertha Venation]

7. emailed headline to my other half in the form of a "breaking news" story

...will let you know if she bites! heheh

[jus_the_facts]

8. Wooooo.....that's priceless!

:evilgrin:

[eileen_d]

9. Gore just can't catch a break with those SOBs, eh?

LOL - good one

[Jerseycoa]

10. HAHAHAHHAHA

The lounge always cheers things up. Oh, you kids.


B-)