The Pert Plus Model of CAPTIONS!

[Fenris]

"Here's President Bush's filing papers to be on the Texas ballot. We've naturally removed every Democrat's name, so this should be an understandable ballot. And this, Governer, is the requirement that you report to Congressman Delay for sodomizing each Tuesday, after which you will carry out his will, because you'll know who's the boss then.

Oh, and Senator Cornyn says it's best if you don't struggle."

[eileen_d]

1. That dude looks like he's wearing an ill-fitting rubber mask

and that this is the first time he ever tried smiling in it.

(sorry no caption)

[cosmicdot]

2. as you tell me 'the fix is in', let me undress you with my eyes