Janklow claiming Bill Clinton driving day of accident. Requests new trial.

[Kremer]

He claims Clinton was going so fast b/c they had Vince Foster's body in the trunck. He claims he'll testify against Clinton if given full immunity. :) j/k

[Catshrink]

1. Actually, he said Clinton's penis was driving. n/t

[joeybee12]

2. That's one talented penis!

[kixot]

3. Yes, yes!! The penis was the mastermind behind the whole thing.

That penis will do us all in if somebody doesn't stop it!!!

[Kremer]

4. It's hard to get prints off a penis. Brilliant.

[LTR]

10. The 'Clenis' is all-powerful!

Be warned!

Mesmerises the right to no boundaries!

[camero]

14. Clinton's penis had a diabetic attack

and passed out at the wrong time...lol

[kayleybeth]

5. LOL!

I wouldn't be too surprised if he somehow found a way to blame it on Clinton. Or Clinton's penis. Everybody knows that Clinton's penis is the real culprit behind ALL that is wrong in the world.

[maxanne]

6. pssst...

Clinton's penis was seen peeping over the grassy knoll...

[Catshrink]

7. And word has it

that Clinton's penis ordered the Watergate break-in.

[maxanne]

8. oh, yeah

and the 17 minutes missing from Rosemary Wood's tapes??

You know who....

[Catshrink]

9. Iran Contra?

Yep, that tricky Clinton dicky.

[MrScorpio]

11. And the Clinton penis is always getting into things...

Like Iraq and Afghanistan.

Bad penis.

[Catshrink]

12. and into bed with Halliburton

and the BFEE, or rather, the Clenis puts the first E in BFEE.

[Bucky]

13. All bow before the Great Penis!

Oh wait, that's happened already, hasn't it?