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SeveneightyWhoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 03:12 AM
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OMG, Dick Cheney is a TOMATO!!
Look at his face here (http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/vpbio.html) ...it's literally redder than the red stripe on the flag at the top of the page!

WHOA CHENEY!
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Ediacara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 03:14 AM
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1. hmmm
something tells me the "undisclosed location" is somewhere in Barbados LOL :-)
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SeveneightyWhoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 03:16 AM
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2. I would disagree with that.
The INTENSE beet-redness is most likely due to his heart condition. I think a nice Barbados tan would be more of a brown..a soft, delightful brown color...rather than an intense flaming red.
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Ediacara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 03:19 AM
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3. well Cheney's pretty pasty
I've seen that intense purple red on really white white guys who are out in the sun all day w/o any protection.

Although you could also be right, his heart condition is possibly a factor.
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Paul Hood Donating Member (717 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 03:37 AM
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4. Cheney's pretty pastry but I can't swallow him. :)
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 03:50 AM
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5. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.....it's...it's ATTACK of the KILLER TOMATO.....
...jus could NOT resist!!:evilgrin:
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militarymanusaf Donating Member (160 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 05:51 AM
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6. Looks like he's in the middle of a heart attack
Edited on Thu Dec-11-03 05:52 AM by militarymanusaf
Let me guess, it's all the liberals fault! :crazy:
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Rocinante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 06:02 AM
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7. Looks like
he's turning red like ol' Scratch Himself to me.
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corarose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 06:46 AM
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8. He stayed in Hell a little too long this time
.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 07:19 AM
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9. "listening intently?"
Edited on Thu Dec-11-03 07:20 AM by Bertha Venation
Okay, first, about the color of his face: it's possibly nothing beyond maybe hypertension & being overweight. In that regard, the guy's no different than millions of us.

What bothers me is the text I read about twenty times while the page was deciding whether to load the photo.* In the photo box, before the photo loads, one can see a block of text that reads in part "Vice-President Richard B. Cheney, who is listening intently to the President in a meeting in the oval office -- "

What could * say that would make anyone listen intently? Other than "yee-haw, the missiles are all on their way at last!" why would anyone listen to anything that spews from the man's piehole? I turn the radio off when his voice comes on.

* Ahh, many are the benefits of dial-up here out here in the Styx. You folks w/ DSL etc. don't know what you're missing.
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 08:01 AM
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10. Well I would say it is the film
Sorry
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Rocinante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 08:11 AM
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11. Perhaps
but note the hands and then the face. Photoshopped, maybe. Film, maybe. Evil Incarnate, no doubt about it.
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Myra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 09:08 AM
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12. Is that a fruit or a vegetable?
eom
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 10:39 AM
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13. Sniffing too much ether will make your face that red
Trust me, I know...
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 10:46 AM
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14. 'Distinguished career ... public servant... ' ??
:puke:

:puke:

:puke:


:hippie:
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tsakshaug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 10:49 AM
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15. Tomato
So do the veggies tales make an administration video with Bob as the VP and Larry as W? Is there a female cuke to play Laura?
I guess you have to understand veggie tales
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 10:50 AM
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16. Looks like he's popping a chubby...
...over a dirty deal being proposed by some Halliburton flunky.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 11:08 AM
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17. could'a gone all day w/out that image
thanks a lot, skypilot :hi:
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 11:55 AM
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18. Truly sorry
:7
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