Havent shaved or showered for 7 days, ask me anything!

[onebigbadwulf]

[La_Serpiente]

1. I won't ask you anything

I AM TELLING YOU TO GO AND SHOWER YOURSELF!!!!

[onebigbadwulf]

4. aw

;(

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

2. And why not if I might ask lmao !

And do people back away from you as soon as you walk into the room ? LOL ! :hi:

[onebigbadwulf]

3. Because it's finals week

and finals week turns me into a rotting corpse.


Yes, my GF said I needed to do laundry.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

8. Ahh finals week I understand

Have you gotten down to wearing the offical hell week uniform ? Heavy winter coat ( if you're on the East Coast ) , and a sweatsuit .

[JackSwift]

5. Dude! I can smell you here.

take a f****** bath. You smell like Dick Cheney's feet.

[onebigbadwulf]

6. I would have compared it to his soul

but yes. You're right

[JackSwift]

7. The only soul Cheney has

is on the bottom of his feet. Sold the real thing to Richard Perle.

[onebigbadwulf]

9. touche

[JackSwift]

10. I ain't gonna touch yer steenking feet! Not even in French!

Oh, yuck. It's a wonder you still have a gf.

[CanuckAmok]

11. Okay: "Can you please stand down-wind? Thanks"

n/t

[Paul Hood]

12. Can it core a apple?

[Piperay]

13. I'd ask you something

put I can't stand to get that near ya. :puke: :-)

[Zuni]

14. I think it is bath time

Time for a long hot shower, lots and lots of soap, a fresh washcloth. You could get skin infections.

[Don_G]

15. Are You Up-wind Or Down-wind?

[VermontDem2004]

16. Damn your squeeky clean

I haven't showered in 7 years. :evilgrin:

[xchrom]

17. i read that

and now I have to go shower -- i'm all itchy and scratchy -- don't tell me that stuff!
i get the same reaction when i go to malls.

[izzie]

18. Please stay down wind from me. And put a paper bag over your head.

I only want things to be nice.