I DARE ya to caption this

[CatWoman]

why do I suddenly crave a bowl of oatmeal??

[XNASA]

1. "Bar reapplies her lipstick, after another job well done."

[Ninga]

2. Bring 'em on!

[ET Awful]

4. LMAO . . . hehehehehehehehe n/t

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Those lips kissed a spymaster and a mass murderer, and

and a crooked pol, and an unpunished, unrepentent theif of Millions of dollars.

[underpants]

5. Damn competing with this 'Jennifer from the State department' is tough

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

6. The face that launched 1,000,000 angry faces.

[skypilot]

7. "But'cha ahhr, Blanche, but'cha ahhr..."

*

[Elidor]

8. In an alternate universe...

In an alternate universe, the Bush empire never panned out: George H.W. is a failed timeshare salesman, Dubya is in prison for cocaine distribution, and Babs, with three weeks to go until the next social security check, is getting ready to turn tricks outside the El Paso Greyhound station...

[Richardo]

9. Man, Larry Fine has really let himself go...

[XNASA]

10. How 'bout it? He looks like Larry Not-so-Fine.

I never noticed it before, but Larry looks a lot like Jon Lovitz.

:D

[Westegg]

11. caption

I'm 'bout to give that no-good presidential son a' mine a hummer he won't soon forget, or my name ain't Babs Bush!

[matcom]

12. YOU FOUND SADDAM!!

:bounce:

[cosmicdot]

13. OK, what's going on in the reflection on the water glass?

someone is bending over ... a man in a suit ...

inquiring minds want to know (though touched upon in above posts)

[skypilot]

14. That's actually Dorothy...

...about to throw the water on this witch.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

15. "Don't criticize my children and

don't criticize my daughters-in-law and don't criticize my husband, or you're dead."*

And if that don't scare 'em off, maybe my psycho face, fright wig, monstrous jewelry and hideously loud and gaudy prints will!

(*Actual quote from October Larry King show interview.)