UFO's are:

[Robb]

Poll question: UFO's are:

[GOPisEvil]

1. I have my own gas named after me?

Cool! :D

[Pax Hayden]

8. I think it smells like Peanut butter.

I'm not sure if it's coming from you or the poll. :P

[MrScorpio]

2. I've seen them

They're not that pretty, either.

The smell like almonds

[htuttle]

3. A lot of people don't realize what is really going on.

They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize there's a lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything.

Give you an example, Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone will say, "Plate" or "Shrimp" or "Plate of shrimp", out of the blue. No explanation and there's no point in looking for one either. It's all part of the cosmic unconsciousness.

You know the way everybody is into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about the Bermuda Triangle, UFO's, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing. Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There aint no difference between a flying saucer or a time machine.

People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. Every year in South America thousands of people turn up missing. Nobody knows where they go. They just disappear. But if you think for a minute, realize something, there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well where did all these people come from? I'll tell you where, the future. Where did all these people disappear to, the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really, yeah you got it, time machines.

-- Miller, Repo Man

[quispquake]

5. Ha ha...

I'm reading your post, and thinking "I've heard this before!", then I saw the tag...one of my favorite movies...everyone needs to see Repo Man...

[Robb]

6. I had the exact same experience!

I was.... hey, wait a minute. :P

[Bertha Venation]

4. According to the average Fundy, they're demons.

:evilgrin:

[DrWeird]

7. You forgot a category.

They are real live alien ghosts with gas who think Robb is a dingbat.

[TrogL]

9. synchronistic links to parallel universes/extra dimensions

that we're not normally equipped to see. Sorta like noise coming from the next room.

[Robb]

10. Ah yes,

...the "synchronistic links to parallel universes/extra dimensions" meme. :evilgrin: