Ever heard Chris Rock's version of "Brown Sugar"?

[Paragon]

"Snow Flake" (with Biz Markie)

I just wanna get a table dance
Every sister in the place won't give me a chance
Stroll by, blow by, they've been flowin' by all night
Give me any woman just as long as she's white

White bitches
How come you look so good?
White bitches
Do shit no sister would

Halle and Tyra just put me to sleep
Give me Sharon Stone, Pamela Lee and Meryl Streep
Go tell Oprah that I know what I like
Give me any woman, just as long as she's white

White bitches
How come you look so good?
White bitches
Do shit no sister would



"Brown Sugar" lyrics (in case you were offended by the above)

Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields,
Sold in a market down in New Orleans.
Scarred old slaver know he's doin' alright.
Hear him whip the women just around midnight.
Brown Sugar how come you taste so good
Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should

Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot,
Lady of the house wond'rin where it's gonna stop.
House boy knows that he's doin' alright.
You should a heard him just around midnight.
Brown Sugar how come you taste so good
Brown Sugar, just like a black girl should

I bet your mama was a tent show queen, and all her boy
Friends were sweet sixteen.
I'm no schoolboy but I know what I like,
You should have heard me just around midnight.

Brown Sugar how come you taste so good
Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should.

I said yeah, I said yeah, I said yeah, I said
Oh just like, just like a black girl should.

I said yeah, I said yeah, I said yeah, I said
Oh just like, just like a black girl should.

[BlueEyedSon]

1. Yay, now everyone's offended!

'specially the Glimmer Twins....