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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 08:02 PM
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"SMELL THE GLOVE THREAD"


Post your Spinal Tap quotes here!
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Djinn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 08:22 PM
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1. money tawks and bullshits walks
Edited on Thu Dec-11-03 08:24 PM by Djinn
Nigel Tufnel - It's like, "How much more black could this be?", and the answer is none, none more black.

NIGEL - Really they’re quite fearful—that’s my theory. They see us on stage with tight trousers. We’ve got, you know,
armadillos in our trousers. I mean it’s really quite frightening...
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 08:39 PM
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2. these go to eleven
"You see, most blokes will be playing at 10. You’re on 10, all the way up, all the way up...Where can you go from there? Nowhere. What we do, is if we need that extra push over the cliff...Eleven. One louder."
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 01:18 AM
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14. the best explanation of fervent religious belief ever
"This one goes to eleven"
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vi5 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 08:46 PM
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3. "You can't really dust for vomit"
"One review of your album, Shark Sandwich consisted of just two words: Shit Sandwich."

"You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?"
"Well, what's wrong with being sexy?"
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 09:13 PM
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9. It Was Someone Else's Vomit...
n/t
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 08:56 PM
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4. Uhhhhhhhh....
"We've been cancelled here"
"At the hotel?"
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ldoolin Donating Member (642 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 08:57 PM
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5. Maybe if we had recorded it in Dobly
I don't think the problem was that the band was down. I think the problem was we had a Stonehenge monument that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 09:00 PM
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7. Great scene, wasn't it?
Ian won't mix up inches and feet again, will he?
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 08:58 PM
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6. Re: Stonehenge stage effect...
"I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been...that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!!"
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 09:07 PM
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8. It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.
We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 09:15 PM
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11. He choked on vomit......
We're not sure who's vomit it was but he choked on vomit.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 09:13 PM
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10. "she's dressed like...an Australian's nightmare!"
n/t
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 10:56 PM
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12. This one goes to 11
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 10:59 PM
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13. D minor is the saddest key
What do you call it?

Lick My Love Pump.

*snort*
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 01:21 AM
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15. Ever see "Fear of a Black Hat"?
It's a version of the movie done in the rap world. Now, before you start spitting invective, it's a point-by-point homage/parody, and it's absolutely hysterical. Try it, you'll like it.
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Djinn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 01:45 AM
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16. Thank You!!!!!
I saw that movie at some un-godly hour in the morning during one of my insomnia phases - and have NEVER been able to remember what it was called - it's been annoying me for AGES
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Kool Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 02:03 AM
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17. "You put a greased, naked woman....."
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 02:05 AM
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18. It's sort of a cross between Mozart and Bach. It's Mach.
Marty: What are you going to call it?

Nigel: "Lick My Love Pump."
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OldSoldier Donating Member (982 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 09:52 AM
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19. They're not going to release the album because the cover is sexist
"Well, what's wrong with that?"

* * * * *

(In a dressing room on the campus of UNC-Chapel Hill): "Don't worry about it. It's just some cracker university."

* * * * *

"Our gig in Boston was cancelled. But don't worry, it's not a big college town."

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dolgoruky Donating Member (454 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 03:45 PM
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20. It's a kind of... totemistic thing
Edited on Fri Dec-12-03 03:46 PM by dolgoruky
"Hey, watch your language in the presence of the king"

"It's really puts a perpective on things."
"Too much fuckin perpective."

"Janine... Smell the glove is here"

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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 03:47 PM
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21. It was a bizarre gardening accident....
priceless
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 03:52 PM
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22. I met her on Monday....
...'twas my lucky bun day - you know what I mean?
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek-day - you know what I mean?
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 03:57 PM
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23. "David St. Hubbins... "
"...I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name."

"It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint."

"Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?"

"That's right, yes."

"What was he the saint of?"

"He was the patron saint of quality footwear."
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 03:57 PM
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24. What's wrong with being sexy?
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 04:11 PM
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25. "You're too young, and I'm too well-hung"
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